The_Admiral Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 http://themantry.com/about-us/God I hate this. I hate the stupid Olde-Fashioned fingerpoints, the type treatment, the whole premise itself, really.lol oopsOH FUUUUCK RIIIIIGHT OFFwell crap there's a girl doing a finger-mustache well how can I not spend $75 a month on "birch syrup from Alaska." And why is that left panel ripping off, of all things, McSweeney's?But seriously above all else, annoying design! ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted April 23, 2013 Author Share Posted April 23, 2013 YEEHAW GOOD OL' ARTISAN COMIC SANS JUST THE WAY GRANDMA TYPESET ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 What the hell......... PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildwing64 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Comic Sans.Why.WHY.Also wtf is a Mantry. A Man Tree? PotD: 24/08/2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted April 23, 2013 Author Share Posted April 23, 2013 Obviously it's a portmanteau of "man" and "pantry." "The Modern Man's Pantry."I don't get this whole be-a-real-man-like-Grampers artisan-curated-this-and-that dandy-fop movement. (See also: the Lumineers.) Then again, I don't get anything. All this REAL MAN stuff is just like the Promise Keepers for guys who smoke pot and play X-Box. ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdougfresh Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 http://themantry.com/about-us/Target market: hipsters.I had dinner at a hipster restaurant (sorry, ale house) on Saturday. They served (among other eloquently-named-otherwise-normal dishes) home made seasonal pop tarts with a vanilla glaze. Yes, I'd love to spend $6 on a pop tart. I'll add it to my collection on Instagram!Also, "Hecho en America"? WTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted April 23, 2013 Author Share Posted April 23, 2013 It's "Hecho in America," which makes it worse, as it's less Spanglish than it is just...dumb.Our proprietors. Do not leave your drinks unattended around the guy on the right. ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drdougfresh Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 "Always expect to receive 5-6 full size items in each crate. We most commonly send 6 items, but in some cases you may receive 5 because the value and experience of that particular theme is so strong (i.e. Bourbon Breakfast or Into The Wild)."Spare me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted April 23, 2013 Author Share Posted April 23, 2013 I wish I had the disposable income and disposable brain to pay $75 a month for organic boysenberry preserves from the wilds of Oregon, which I probably wouldn't have a chance to finish before it expired lest I exclusively consume boysenberry for breakfast. That would make me a man, though. Also, bacon or something. ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Bacon, courtesy of the internet and Ron Swanson, has jumped over the highest meme-shark possible to become legendary in it's obnoxiousness, along with Chuck Norris jokes and #YOLO. All this crap reeks of these last-second awful Father's Day gifts that are for the Man's Man. Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodboy13 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Christ. If you've got the money for this, just buy cocaine instead. On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said: For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA. PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCap Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 It feels like these idiots should be playing over this thread... PotD 26/2/12 1/7/15 2020 BASS Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Regular Season Champion 2021 BASS NFL Pick'em Regular Season Champion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackBolt3 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 The bad thing is, I know about 3 guys that would buy this "real man" crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mings Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 :censored:ing Hipsters. I wanted to run over one driving home from work tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted April 24, 2013 Author Share Posted April 24, 2013 I just made some bomb-ass peanut chicken with a bunch of cheap, decidedly non-artisan ingredients from a grocery store patronized by males but also females. I hope my manly manliness is still intact. ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 I had Spongebob Mac & Cheese and a couple of hot dogs cooked on my Foreman Grill. But I must be more than a man, because my girlfriend says my gas is more than what a mere mortal can produce. Back-to-Back Fatal Forty Champion 2015 & 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mings Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Is it just me or does Spongebob Mac & Cheese taste better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Better than what? Back-to-Back Fatal Forty Champion 2015 & 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewharrington Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Corny branding aside, what's so bad about a couple of guys supporting and promoting American artisans who are doing things to try and keep this country the way it was when it was founded?Also, are you not supposed to leave your drinks by the guy on the right because he's hispanic and has shiny hair? If so, that is hilarious. I still don't have a website, but I have a dribbble now! http://dribbble.com/andyharry [The postings on this site are my own and do not necessarily represent the position, strategy or opinions of adidas and/or its brands.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mings Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Better than what?Than hipsters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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