Beluga4 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I did the math and the Eastern Conference has more teams than the Western conference. I'm just like "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT REALIGNMENT FOR"... Unless the NHL is preparing to expand next season, two teams in the west! Give me your thoughts on if you think this is what's happening, and if yes than where in the west are they going? Thx! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beluga4 Posted September 19, 2013 Author Share Posted September 19, 2013 ??????? what the heck was that?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FGM13 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 The NHL should expand, but if they do, I would be surprised, because OITGDNHL. GO OILERS-GO BLUE JAYS-GO ESKIMOS-GO COLTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Six Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 The NHL is not expanding, much like, contrary to popular belief, the universe is not.No, but just like our celestial home, it is only gaining in mass, becoming an ever-bloated receptacle of energy, force, and gasbags emitting a theoretically infinite amount of fumes. Enough to create a new sun, even. But it takes more than fumes to make a sun. They must first form together, and be compressed to the point where it forms a sphere. That's where the blowhards come in, exerting their matter in a wave of hydrogen, helium, and opinions on third jerseys, bounding together those gasses enough to compress them so that they create the mightiest star in existence: a sun. The ultimate giver of life, simultaneously melting ice, and allowing it to exist. The comparison ends, though, when we approach the inevitable end: death. You see, with as far as we have advanced as a culture, we cannot tolerate worshipping a mortal god. Odin? Zeus? They all will meet their respective ends. Even Ra knows his time will come. A sun must die, but there will be no death for the NHL. For the NHL can survive even a period of intense cooling. Multiple ones, in fact. It can survive through lockouts; the sun cannot make it through even one. Because even when the core shrinks, and the arenas close their doors, the fusion of radiation continues, somewhere, behind closed doors, planning, scheming for a comeback. Even being reduced to black dwarf status amongst mainstream fan awareness and sentiment is not enough for this star to fade away. Indeed, to fade away is to become as nothingness, but when you have already survive on nothingness, you are eternal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorinK92 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 nononohaha nononoGod NoAre you kidding me?nonononononononononono/indepthanalysis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 The NHL is not expanding, much like, contrary to popular belief, the universe is not.No, but just like our celestial home, it is only gaining in mass, becoming an ever-bloated receptacle of energy, force, and gasbags emitting a theoretically infinite amount of fumes. Enough to create a new sun, even. But it takes more than fumes to make a sun. They must first form together, and be compressed to the point where it forms a sphere. That's where the blowhards come in, exerting their matter in a wave of hydrogen, helium, and opinions on third jerseys, bounding together those gasses enough to compress them so that they create the mightiest star in existence: a sun. The ultimate giver of life, simultaneously melting ice, and allowing it to exist. The comparison ends, though, when we approach the inevitable end: death. You see, with as far as we have advanced as a culture, we cannot tolerate worshipping a mortal god. Odin? Zeus? They all will meet their respective ends. Even Ra knows his time will come. A sun must die, but there will be no death for the NHL. For the NHL can survive even a period of intense cooling. Multiple ones, in fact. It can survive through lockouts; the sun cannot make it through even one. Because even when the core shrinks, and the arenas close their doors, the fusion of radiation continues, somewhere, behind closed doors, planning, scheming for a comeback. Even being reduced to black dwarf status amongst mainstream fan awareness and sentiment is not enough for this star to fade away. Indeed, to fade away is to become as nothingness, but when you have already survive on nothingness, you are eternal. 1. That is a weird post.2. The universe is expanding. Don't let any physicists push their "variable mass universe" on you.3. I'm pretty sure even the NHL is subject to the heat death of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorinK92 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 The NHL is not expanding, much like, contrary to popular belief, the universe is not.No, but just like our celestial home, it is only gaining in mass, becoming an ever-bloated receptacle of energy, force, and gasbags emitting a theoretically infinite amount of fumes. Enough to create a new sun, even. But it takes more than fumes to make a sun. They must first form together, and be compressed to the point where it forms a sphere. That's where the blowhards come in, exerting their matter in a wave of hydrogen, helium, and opinions on third jerseys, bounding together those gasses enough to compress them so that they create the mightiest star in existence: a sun. The ultimate giver of life, simultaneously melting ice, and allowing it to exist. The comparison ends, though, when we approach the inevitable end: death. You see, with as far as we have advanced as a culture, we cannot tolerate worshipping a mortal god. Odin? Zeus? They all will meet their respective ends. Even Ra knows his time will come. A sun must die, but there will be no death for the NHL. For the NHL can survive even a period of intense cooling. Multiple ones, in fact. It can survive through lockouts; the sun cannot make it through even one. Because even when the core shrinks, and the arenas close their doors, the fusion of radiation continues, somewhere, behind closed doors, planning, scheming for a comeback. Even being reduced to black dwarf status amongst mainstream fan awareness and sentiment is not enough for this star to fade away. Indeed, to fade away is to become as nothingness, but when you have already survive on nothingness, you are eternal. Well, I think we all now know where Ilya Bryzgalov is living... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FGM13 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 The NHL should expand, but if they do, I would be surprised, because OITGDNHL.Crap I meant shouldn't. GO OILERS-GO BLUE JAYS-GO ESKIMOS-GO COLTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norva Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Seattle and a second Glendale team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUELANDbeliever Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Seattle and a second Glendale team.Albuquerque BigMac's posts make me want to punch babies.Hockey is weird and I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthStar74 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Seattle and a place on Mars... I dunno. ... Ice Hockey International Winnipeg Braves (Bobby Hull Division 18-3-0 1st place as of March 14, 2011)2010-11 O'Brien Trophy for Bobby Hull Division championship & Jack Riley Cup for top team in league regular season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beluga4 Posted September 20, 2013 Author Share Posted September 20, 2013 I said in the west, i meant USA not outerspace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beluga4 Posted September 20, 2013 Author Share Posted September 20, 2013 The NHL is not expanding, much like, contrary to popular belief, the universe is not.No, but just like our celestial home, it is only gaining in mass, becoming an ever-bloated receptacle of energy, force, and gasbags emitting a theoretically infinite amount of fumes. Enough to create a new sun, even. But it takes more than fumes to make a sun. They must first form together, and be compressed to the point where it forms a sphere. That's where the blowhards come in, exerting their matter in a wave of hydrogen, helium, and opinions on third jerseys, bounding together those gasses enough to compress them so that they create the mightiest star in existence: a sun. The ultimate giver of life, simultaneously melting ice, and allowing it to exist. The comparison ends, though, when we approach the inevitable end: death. You see, with as far as we have advanced as a culture, we cannot tolerate worshipping a mortal god. Odin? Zeus? They all will meet their respective ends. Even Ra knows his time will come. A sun must die, but there will be no death for the NHL. For the NHL can survive even a period of intense cooling. Multiple ones, in fact. It can survive through lockouts; the sun cannot make it through even one. Because even when the core shrinks, and the arenas close their doors, the fusion of radiation continues, somewhere, behind closed doors, planning, scheming for a comeback. Even being reduced to black dwarf status amongst mainstream fan awareness and sentiment is not enough for this star to fade away. Indeed, to fade away is to become as nothingness, but when you have already survive on nothingness, you are eternal. Nice speech i'm moved... NOT! Back to sports chat (and enough with outer space today) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raysfan12 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 The NHL should not be expanding at all. I wish they actually contract the number of teams so it would be more marketable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Admiral Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 While you can argue for contraction on a talent-pool basis, you can't make the league more marketable by subtracting the number of locations where it can be marketed. You would also be a village idiot to make teams disappear altogether when there are cities without teams where the league is leaving good money on the table. In conclusion, this is a bad thread, and I'm a bad poster for having posted in it. ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gothamite Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Agreed. Relocation, not contraction. But it would be outright irresponsible to expand when there are so many current struggling markets. Virtually guarantees the goddamned NHL will do just that. The Green Bay Packers Uniform Database! Now in a handy blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Thx!What does George Lucas' audio company have anything to do with the NHL expanding? On 4/10/2017 at 3:05 PM, Rollins Man said: what the hell is ccslc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil G Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Seattle and a second Glendale team.AlbuquerqueNorth Korea. Bruh check out my last.fm And my Rate Your Music Fantasy Teams: Seattle Spacemen (CFA) Signature credit to Silent Wind of Doom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FGM13 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Seattle and a second Glendale team.Albuquerque North Korea.Two teams in Detroit. GO OILERS-GO BLUE JAYS-GO ESKIMOS-GO COLTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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