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2014 NFL Offseason


Kramerica Industries

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Y'all know y'all got Joe Flacco ('s agent) to thank for this right?

(Well that and ESPN/sports media's over-obsessive masturbatory worship of the quarterback position...)

*Disclaimer: I am not an authoritative expert on stuff...I just do a lot of reading and research and keep in close connect with a bunch of people who are authoritative experts on stuff. 😁

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What your city's Super Bowl must include:

A free squad of city police officers to stop the sales of counterfeit tickets and unauthorized merchandise.

A waiver of government licensing fees for as many as 450 courtesy cars and buses.

A one-mile-wide clean zone around the Super Bowl stadium and a six-block one around the NFLs hotel

where nobody can do anything that isnt approved by the league. (Sell stuff or protest, presumably.)

At least 20 free billboards.

Travel costs for 180 people to take a familiarization trip in advance of the Super Bowl.

Use of 35,000 free parking spaces.

Hotels where the teams will stay must televise the NFL Network to guests for one year before the game.

Free cellphone towers, if the cellphone service isnt good enough.

Installation of ATMs at the stadium that accept the NFLs preferred credit and debit cards, and removal of

ATMs for conflicting services.

Free ad space in local newspapers and air time on local radio stations to promote the game.

Free police escorts for team owners.

Free use of two top quality bowling venues, for the Super Bowl Celebrity Bowling Classic, and of three

top quality golf courses for the NFL Foundation Golf Classic.

And, last but not least, full exemption for the league from city, county, and state taxes.

http://www.fieldofschemes.com/2014/06/09/7419/nfl-demands-for-super-bowl-hosts-include-free-police-billboards-golf-courses-first-born-children/

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Clowney having sports hernia surgery. Headlines in a few months: HOW DID THE TEXANS EVER PASS UP MANZIEL FOR CLOWNEY

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