drdougfresh Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I'm also just quoting this so it doesn't get buried: A very short while ago I can still remember when the Buccaneers would make me smile And I knew if I had my chance that I could redesign their pants And maybe fans would be happy for awhile But February made me shiver With every rumor they'd deliver Strange helmet on the door step...I couldn't shake it's bad rep I can't remember if I cried when I saw their unis got Nike-fied Something broke me deep inside the day...Bucs unis...died So bye, bye Quality Design Took the bevel to new levels and many souls cried And the good old red and pewter look that they denied For numbers that are chrome-ified For numbers that are chrome-ified Did you make a logo site and do you have faith in Philip Knight? If Nike tells us so Now do you believe in cut-and-paste with the XFL and toxic waste? And can you teach me how to meet deadlines real slow? Well I know that you're in love with matte I saw the Vikings helmet not quite fall flat You both made the purple look less blue And I dug those purply hues I was a lonely liker of the Bucs With their colors rad and their old coach Chuck But "God ing damn," I shouted, "these ing suck" The day Bucs Unis Died *chorus* Now for 17 years this look had been real swell Saving the franchise from creamsicle hell But that's now how it used to be When Dungy was praising Shaun E. King before Chucky hijacked his winning team And they both now haunt my TV And while our heads were looking down, the Glazers shopped their look around Big investment with no return All these jerseys should be burned And while Goodell re-wrote a book of rules, Nike went to work with Satan's tools and the NFL played us all for fools The day the Bucs Unis Died. *chorus* Hocus Pocus and a plague of locusts please descend upon the look that broke us After the Jags we're falling fast We landed hard upon the painted grass Mike Glennon fumbled a forward pass, Darrelle Revis on the sidelines counting cash The halftime air had scents of doom as their new jerseys entered the locker room Random swatches on their pants, clock numbers counted their last chance As Nike tried to rape the field The Bucs fans refused to yield Piss on the rotten NFL shield today Bucs Unis Died *chorus* And there we all were in the CCSLC Generations of aesthetics geeks With no patience left to start again So Licht Be Nimble, Licht Be Quick Fighting staph infections and Lovie Smith Firing everyone is just a means to an end As I watched the unveil take center stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No designer ever lured to hell could design such a turd As the uniforms freshly ate the flames A fireball rose over Raymond James Here we are left to take the blame the day the Bucs Unis Died *chorus I met a fan who had season tix and I asked what he thought of this He simply frowned and turned away I went down to the sacred store where once hung the jerseys I did adore But the man there said the jerseys went away And in the streets the children screamed It's the XFL look of their dreams Not a word was spoken Adults hearts all were broken Red and pewter I admired most Now are ketchup mustard and burnt toast I'm glad as hell I don't live on the coast today, the Bucs Unis Died. So bye, bye Quality Design Took the bevel to new levels and many souls cried And the good old red and pewter look that they denied For numbers that are chrome-ified For numbers that are chrome-ified Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lights Out Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 The old uniforms are becoming overrated. Pewter was left off the jerseys entirely and orange was marginalized and only served to muddle the uniform. The color balance on the new uniforms is a huge improvement. POTD: 2/4/12 3/4/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coast2CoastAM2006 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 all they needed to do was fix the collar. Spoilers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rmackman Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I think I am going to be sick....HAHAHAHAHA! It's so bad! WOW! Now all of the teams in Florida look ridiculous.http://twitter.com/rmackman/status/440523916948144128 "Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be eaten. Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve. It doesn't matter whether you're a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you'd better be running." - Unknown | Check out my articles on jerseys at Bacon Sports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agoodfella Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Does Jacksonville play Tampa Bay this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkJourney Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I just woke up and saw the new Bucs uni. Now I'm going back to bed after a stop in the bathroom. By the way CS85 your song made my morning. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunnyHeadlines Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Just sayin'...Of course Arizona's font is better.Nailed it.Hey, am I wrong, or did they just cut and paste the same blocky pants stripe they gave the jags? It's pretty close. Somebody at Nike likes this look and I can't explain why.Facemask in the background Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xmichaelp Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 In typical Nike fashion...Custom name and number fonts feature beveled edges inspired by historical Buccaneer blade carvings, echoing the modern industrial design inspiration. The team's white jerseys sport pewter sleeves and shoulders with red numbers, while the red jerseys also feature pewter sleeves and shoulders but with white numbers on the body and red numbers on the shoulders-- adding an extra element of energy to the evolved Buccaneer identity.The team's secondary logo, a powerful wooden ship fueled by wind-filled sails, is similarly refined to convey the Bucs' relentless energy. The redesigned wooden ship is positioned on the right shoulder and the abbreviated "BUCS" moniker on the left. The enhanced flag is proudly displayed on both the right and left hip of the pant. I laughed so hard reading this. The Bucs relentless energy?And ship logo on one sleeve and moniker on the other? Flag logo on the pants? Disgusting. I hate logos anywhere but the sleeves, and even then i don't like them often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy_Gardner Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Buzz, your girlfriend...woof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlazerBlaze Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I 2nd the motion for early POTY nomination and for single post induction into the Gold Mine with an amendment to include the photo of the new jersey with the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEd76 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Does Jacksonville play Tampa Bay this year?2015 (in Tampa)We do have Miami @ Jacksonville this year though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDGP Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Does Jacksonville play Tampa Bay this year?Thankfully, they do not. Good thing have Madden. I've got a dribbble, check it out if you like my stuff; alternatively, if you hate my stuff, send it to your enemies to punish their insolence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlazerBlaze Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Whats the chances they make orange the primary and have red or pewter as the 3rd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentColon Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Reminds me of something you might create on that old Blitz game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Whats the chances they make orange the primary and have red or pewter as the 3rd? Zero, at least this year. They've already announced that they only have two jerseys and that the home jersey is red with a pewter yoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel75 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Get a different numeral font, put the new ship on both sleeves, and ditch the flag logo on the pants; i could POSSIBLY get use to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wloowarrior22 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I have seen exactly three opinions out of all of the outlets that was anything other than these are horrible, and those were from people on facebook who also said they were "fire." Did they not have any outside opinions before they settled on this?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coast2CoastAM2006 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 A very short while agoI can still remember when the Buccaneers would make me smileAnd I knew if I had my chance that I could redesign their pants And maybe fans would be happy for awhileBut February made me shiverWith every rumor they'd deliverStrange helmet on the door step...I couldn't shake it's bad repI can't remember if I cried when I saw their unis got Nike-fiedSomething broke me deep inside the day...Bucs unis...diedSo bye, bye Quality DesignTook the bevel to new levels and many souls criedAnd the good old red and pewter look that they deniedFor numbers that are chrome-ifiedFor numbers that are chrome-ifiedDid you make a logo site and do you have faith in Philip Knight?If Nike tells us soNow do you believe in cut-and-paste with the XFL and toxic waste?And can you teach me how to meet deadlines real slow?Well I know that you're in love with matteI saw the Vikings helmet not quite fall flatYou both made the purple look less blueAnd I dug those purply huesI was a lonely liker of the BucsWith their colors rad and their old coach ChuckBut "God ing damn," I shouted, "these ing suck" The day Bucs Unis Died*chorus*Now for 17 years this look had been real swellSaving the franchise from creamsicle hell But that's now how it used to beWhen Dungy was praising Shaun E. King before Chucky hijacked his winning teamAnd they both now haunt my TVAnd while our heads were looking down, the Glazers shopped their look aroundBig investment with no returnAll these jerseys should be burnedAnd while Goodell re-wrote a book of rules, Nike went to work with Satan's tools and the NFL played us all for foolsThe day the Bucs Unis Died.*chorus*Hocus Pocus and a plague of locusts please descend upon the look that broke usAfter the Jags we're falling fastWe landed hard upon the painted grassMike Glennon fumbled a forward pass, Darrelle Revis on the sidelines counting cashThe halftime air had scents of doom as their new jerseys entered the locker roomRandom swatches on their pants, clock numbers counted their last chanceAs Nike tried to rape the fieldThe Bucs fans refused to yieldPiss on the rotten NFL shield today Bucs Unis Died*chorus*And there we all were in the CCSLCGenerations of aesthetics geeksWith no patience left to start againSo Licht Be Nimble, Licht Be QuickFighting staph infections and Lovie SmithFiring everyone is just a means to an endAs I watched the unveil take center stageMy hands were clenched in fists of rageNo designer ever lured to hell could design such a turdAs the uniforms freshly ate the flamesA fireball rose over Raymond JamesHere we are left to take the blame the day the Bucs Unis Died*chorusI met a fan who had season tix and I asked what he thought of thisHe simply frowned and turned awayI went down to the sacred store where once hung the jerseys I did adoreBut the man there said the jerseys went awayAnd in the streets the children screamedIt's the XFL look of their dreamsNot a word was spokenAdults hearts all were brokenRed and pewter I admired mostNow are ketchup mustard and burnt toastI'm glad as hell I don't live on the coast today, the Bucs Unis Died.So bye, bye Quality DesignTook the bevel to new levels and many souls criedAnd the good old red and pewter look that they deniedFor numbers that are chrome-ifiedFor numbers that are chrome-ifiedthis needs to be read to this: Spoilers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MellowTheMyth Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I still trying to decipher as to why Tampa Bay decided to go with calculator styled numbers. . . . Why couldn't they have thought along the lines of designing the uniforms elements around actual buccaneers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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