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I do have to admit that they are cute, but something about the A's elephant I don't like. He's sitting in a right handed batting stance but he's holding bat like he's a lefty.

Eh, most photographers and artists know nothing about baseball. They took my left-handed son's picture in a right-handed stance. Wish I had noticed before the photos came.

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I do have to admit that they are cute, but something about the A's elephant I don't like. He's sitting in a right handed batting stance but he's holding bat like he's a lefty.

He's a baby. What does a baby know about proper batting stances?

Exactly. Most kids' stances are backwards when they first pick up a bat.

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On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

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On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

POTD 5/24/12POTD 2/26/17

 

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On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

POTD 5/24/12POTD 2/26/17

 

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Regarding the D-Backs mascot, yeah it makes no sense that its a bobcat. But really, is there really any good way to make a snake mascot?

Think about it, a snake with limbs would be just as bad if not worse.

Granted, there are two bay area sports teams (Giants, Sharks) and two Miami sports teams (Marlins, Dolphins) that put humanoid limbs on sea creatures that normally dont have them.

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Regarding the D-Backs mascot, yeah it makes no sense that its a bobcat. But really, is there really any good way to make a snake mascot?

Think about it, a snake with limbs would be just as bad if not worse.

Granted, there are two bay area sports teams (Giants, Sharks) and two Miami sports teams (Marlins, Dolphins) that put humanoid limbs on sea creatures that normally dont have them.

Columbus Cottonmouths (SPHL)

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On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

POTD 5/24/12POTD 2/26/17

 

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