2014 NFL Season Thread

[Soarindude 121]

The Bucs just look disgraceful. Secondary is :censored:e, we have no ability to run the ball, and Josh McCown is getting no help.

Derek Anderson however? He looks like a HOF against us right now.

[dfwabel 4,155]

Jerry is using halftime to give spankings to both Stephen and Jerry, Jr. For not allowing him to pick Manziel. Meanwhile, wife Jean ensures that the suite bartender has enough Johnnie Walker Blue.

[dbadefense1990 369]

Just put Michael Sam on the field already, Dallas. It'll be a helluva lot better for that piss-poor Cowboys defense.

If you're actually watching the game you'll see that our defensive line is actually playing well. Coverage? That's a whole different story.

At this point, experiment Sam on Coverage. Make with what you have on reserves to save some face.*

*I can't believe I'm saying this on Week 1

[wonderbread 382]

Just put Michael Sam on the field already, Dallas. It'll be a helluva lot better for that piss-poor Cowboys defense.

If you're actually watching the game you'll see that our defensive line is actually playing well. Coverage? That's a whole different story.

At this point, experiment Sam on Coverage. Make with what you have on reserves to save some face.*

*I can't believe I'm saying this on Week 1

you say a lot of things that are unbelievable...

[dbadefense1990 369]

"Back to Football!"

Best moment of the day. Yeah, he'll get fined for it, but it was funny as hell to see how he delivered a WWE quality 'Big Boot' with cleats on no less.

To me, Antonio Brown channeled his inner-Bruce Bowen:

[Cosmic 6,504]

The Bucs just look disgraceful.

And they didn't play well, either!

I'll show myself out.

[Dalcowboyfan92 427]

Dallas gets an interception and OF COURSE they fumble it, They can't even do anything right even when they have something go their way!

[CS85 10,785]

How much is Josh McCown getting paid? ~$5M for 2 years? Yeah.

[IceCap 22,591]

Romo's gonna Romo...

[Rockstar Matt 1,637]

This offense, primarily Romo, is out of sync. Murray is the only good thing offensively today.

[infrared41 9,474]

Did anyone expect anything different from the Cowboys? That's a bad football team.

[DarkJourney 186]

Refs trying to save the Cowboys.

[Dalcowboyfan92 427]

A TD for Dallas. And it only took 45 minutes of game time. 28-10.

[infrared41 9,474]

"Back to Football!"

Best moment of the day. Yeah, he'll get fined for it, but it was funny as hell to see how he delivered a WWE quality 'Big Boot' with cleats on no less.

Yeah, kicking a player in the face is always hysterical. It would have been even funnier if he'd broken the neck of the Browns player. Imagine how funny it would have been if they weren't wearing facemasks. Good times!

[Rockstar Matt 1,637]

Did anyone expect anything different from the Cowboys? That's a bad football team.

I expected this offense to play better. This offense is suppose to be carrying this team. As of right now, we look like a bad football team. Offensively and defensively. We were suppose to just be bad defensively, not both.

[HedleyLamarr 1,393]

I forgot how easy of a listen-to Gene Deckerhoff is. His voice even sounds pirate-like.....

[DarkJourney 186]

Refs suck.

[Dalcowboyfan92 427]

HOW can you let a Delay of Game penalty happen if you have timeouts?

(Dallas called a timeout, but still.)

[infrared41 9,474]

Did anyone expect anything different from the Cowboys? That's a bad football team.

I expected this offense to play better. This offense is suppose to be carrying this team. As of right now, we look like a bad football team. Offensively and defensively. We were suppose to just be bad defensively, not both.

You should bring that up in the team meetings this week. The Cowboys...excuse me...you look like a bad football team because you are a bad football team.

[DarkJourney 186]

Well we all know what ESPN will talk about this week: What's wrong with the Patriots, Cowboys and RGIII?