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2014 NFL Season Thread

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'Boys survive.

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Who gives Jay Cutler a giant contract after a high school gym teacher shows him up?

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Don't ask me how the Panthers won. Especially after the first half.

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I don't like football, but I love WSCR's postgame show. They're hilarious when the Bears lose, especially by blowing a lead.

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'Boys survive.

Bragging rights belong to Dallas.

Bailey pushed the GW FG at the end of regulation to the left, but nailed one from 4 yards closer.

Also, that catch by Dez was BEYOO-TIFUL.

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I don't like football, but I love WSCR's postgame show. They're hilarious when the Bears lose, especially by blowing a lead.

Here's a transcript for those who are without:

GUY 1: *INAUDIBLE SHOUTING*

GUY 2: NO HEART! NO PASSIONS! TOMATO CAN!

GUY 1: Let's take a call. Bob in Elgin, you're on

BOB: I HATE THE BEARS!

GUY 1: GODDAMN RIGHT. NO HEART. NO PASSIONS.

GUY 2: TOMATO CANS!

But seriously, it's entertaining. It feels kind of liberating to love and hate the Bears at the same time. They are just awful. In every way.

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Helluva catch by Dez.

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Buffalo!

Amazing finish, right? Both teams had chances to lock it down, but blew it. Detroit blew it more though.

Orton-mania is the Bill's newest QB savior -- I hope he's ready for it. Luckily, he's naturally equipped. Put a Labatt in his hand (he won't say no!) and this is Buffalo personified:

456474494-kyle-orton-of-the-buffalo-bill

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Kyle Orton won a game, Jay Cutler lost. Looks like it's the bomb shelter again for me.

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Let me be the first to say that the Cowboys were lucky today. Against a better team, say the Seahawks, the Cowboys would have been blown out.

Still, we're 4-1! Not even I, one of the biggest Cowboys homers, thought we'd be 4-1 after 5 weeks.

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Lions lose because they can't kick. Matt Prater better be a Lion by Tuesday.

Funny how they had a bad team all those years with a good kicker, Jason Hanson. Now a good team with a bad kicker(s).

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Let me be the first to say that the Cowboys were lucky today. Against a better team, say the Seahawks, the Cowboys would have been blown out.

Still, we're 4-1! Not even I, one of the biggest Cowboys homers, thought we'd be 4-1 after 5 weeks.

Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good right?

I just want to give some love to Demarco Murray. Third player to start the season with 5 straight 100 yd games. The other 2? OJ and Jim Brown. That's kinda awesome.

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I'm reading on the twitter that the Browns 25 point comeback is the largest comeback by a road team in NFL history.

That's hard to believe, but I guess it's true.

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I'm reading on the twitter that the Browns 25 point comeback is the largest comeback by a road team in NFL history.

That's hard to believe, but I guess it's true.

The Cleveland Browns are supposed to be on the wrong end of these things. The end times have begun, folks.

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Just looked at the Jets/Chargers box score. With 8:45 to go in the fourth, the Jets currently have 56 yards rushing and 34 yards passing. What in the world is happening there?

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