Lee.

My daily stats: 5 new followers, 2 new unfollowers via http://t.co/56mTbdr2Fc

My daily stats: 6 new followers, 6 new unfollowers via http://t.co/56mTbdr2Fc

My daughter just informed me that i was dressed like my dad. COAL FOR EASTER KID.

My dog looks like an ewok. Time for a trimmin'

My wife's facebook feed is full of idiocy, coupon offers, and game requests.

My willy wife left her phone at home. Dunno how I'm gonna tell her I work tonight. Maybe leave her a note on the front door.

Nap soon? Nap soon!

National Treasure 2: The Search For Curly's Gold

No riots in Vancouver, as less people showed up to vote than go to Canucks.games

not gonna lie. I'm afraid to tweet just in case @mrchuckd thinks "thats :censored:ing dumb" and hits unfollow.

Note to self: click off "post to facebook" when having Twitter conversations.

Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Now that @Cmdr_Hadfield is back on earth, we're going to have to put up with him putting his Quiznos up on Instagram 40 times a day

Oh here's your problem, @NHLJets,you've got Clitsome and Antropov on your power play.

Oh Jesus Christ, Rob Ford

Oh man, I love that bridge.

oh, hi headache, nice of you to show up right before work

OHGODDAMMIT

Okay so The Martian was pretty good.

Okay, ableton live , dazzle me.

Okay, I'm gonna solve all of Saturday night love's problems in one tweet. No Beck Bennett, more Leslie Jones, more Pete Davidson. Done.

Okay, it wasn't the dog.

Okay, we get it.

One day. ONE DAY. I will remember my PayPal password. And it will be glorious.

Only in Canada would a government employee sell state secrets to the Russians for thirty grand