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If you're an attractive woman with an eastern european accent, be advised that I *will* ask you to say "moose and squirrel."

For a 12 lb dog he sure snores and farts in his sleep a lot.

Oh man, I love that bridge.

So yeah, Arkham City is pretty great. Maybe I should buy Origins before it goes to a GOTY edition.

So when did Oswald Cobblepot turn into an englishman?

Clone: "Harley Quinn is a mean girl."

This might be the greatest Florida Panthers related thing ever. http://t.co/DNcjPahpCS

With any luck, the #BigMoneyHustlasLiveTweet is gonna go down Friday afternoon, around 1 pm PDT

Important to ask, in light of the Xbox reveal, where I can get cheap GameCube stuff

Pray for Oklahoma, because god TOTALLY didn't send that tornado in the first place.

Say what you want about Angelina Jolie, but she makes some terrible :censored:ing movies.

Catalina dressing is just ketchup for salads

WILD CARD BITCHES

I really hope anyone involved with Entertainment Tonight goes home and struggles with their respective career choices.

My daily stats: 3 new followers, 5 new unfollowers via http://t.co/56mTbdr2Fc

Source tells me LA Lakers in process of changing name back to Minneapolis #nba #FANtastic

My daily stats: 2 new followers, 4 new unfollowers via http://t.co/56mTbdr2Fc

Look a this! You could chop a camel right in its hump and drink all its milk with this! #IASIP

Why in gods name is CBS doing a Stephen King miniseries when anyone can plainly see he should be doing one for AMC or Netflix?

Oh Jesus Christ, Rob Ford

Now that @Cmdr_Hadfield is back on earth, we're going to have to put up with him putting his Quiznos up on Instagram 40 times a day

sent

Brendan Shanahan just watched a replay of the Boston Marathon bombing. He deemed it a hockey play and has freed Jahar.

I really hope @waynecoyne has more than one suit.

However on my way out I bonded with one of the slot attendants over our mutual love of Sunny, so its a wash