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Lee.

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  1. Spike Jones. Jesus Christ what a showman.

  2. Still one of the greatest stand up bits of all time. https://t.co/zoKNFA5NJO @TVsAndyDaly

  3. STOP EVERYTHING AND DO WHAT YOU MUST TO OBTAIN THE LAYS CHICKEN N WAFFLE CHIPS IMMEDIATELY.

  4. taking a break from packing and cleaning. watching justice league movies with Son of Regnimalia.

  5. Tasty little sucker. strong, malty.. — Drinking a Faxe Royal Strong by Royal Unibrew — http://t.co/eA8pqPRPQh

  6. Ten years ago we had Paul Newman, Chris Benoit, and Heath Ledger. Now, :censored: it

  7. ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now I sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

  8. Thanks for joining me for this episode of Corrie. Tune in again tomorrow, when Hulu has another new episode on, to see what I'll tweet next!

  9. That or Brad wanted another baby

  10. That time I called a coworker a skank and backed it up by explaining that its what a baby skunk was called.

  11. The 3 stages of alcoholism: 1. Seeing snakes while drinking 2. Drinking with snakes 3. Drinking snakes

  12. The Battleship Mandy Patinkin

  13. The Bronco has been discontinued due to the negative press of the whole OJ thing. THIS is the Escape! #arresteddevelopmenttweets

  14. The coolest feature of the upcoming World of Warcraft movie is that it stops every 15 minutes and you need to pay another $12 to continue

  15. The first rule of book club is, Wine, RIGHT LADIES???

  16. The good news? The campaign to buy the Coyotes is live. The bad news? We only have $5. The good news? It's more than anyone else has had.

  17. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was in west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where he spent most of his days

  18. The guy across the street :censored:ing with his boat motor since 7:20 this morning is gonna get pelted with compost pretty soon.

  19. The human body is basically just a potato clock.

  20. The Terror of Flavortown #GuyFieriMovies @midnight

  21. The US hasn't felt any pride since George Bush went to Japan and threw up on their auto executives.

  22. The winner or tonight's Vancouver-Columbus game will be determined via three-card Monte

  23. There are no flights that will get me from Kelowna to Vegas for less than $409 per person. Stupid work holiday blackout dates

  24. There are times when I wish I took drugs because then and only then would I be able to get through Naked Lunch and/or Baby Snakes

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