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There's gotta be local/kelowna people who are as :censored:ed up as I am. Anyone? Who's a must follow out her, people?

There's really nothing like a good ice cream sandwich. On rye.

These last two @NHLJets games have had me yearning for the John Paddock glory days

Thing is, The pAper chAse isn't exactly wind down music.

This is for the ladies. http://t.co/gudGOz17

This might be the greatest Florida Panthers related thing ever. http://t.co/DNcjPahpCS

This tweet is for all the party people that are on my bozack

Time has caused the lights to dimThere's no one left but me and himWhen next you come to frightenstoneDon't come alone #vincentpriceftw

Todays mission: wear a hockey jersey to the mall and ask ladies if they want to be blindsided by my stancheon

Tom Waits covering Daft Punk's "One More Time"

Tomorrow:Wake up, drive family to kelowna, come home, work, pack up dog and drive to Rock Creek. #somuchdriving

Too much thinking about things. Gotta move past this.

Trying to come up with a joke about an app called Cervx, please send suggestions

Unexpected Fridays off are good. Except I'c completely lost, tired, and don't want to clean up. So hello, Internets.

Unsurprisingly, I love this guitar. In green, of course. http://t.co/JVmWhbuqje

Wait wait wait. Theres a BRITISH Columbia??

Watch "GOB's Best 'COME ON!' Ever!" on YouTube - http://t.co/ChJTgTXPBX

Watching Looney Tunes with the clone. He likes the same cartoons as I did when I was a kid. #Bringonfearlessfreep

watching once upon a time in mexico just confirms my belief that my next significant other will be latina

We could really use some loonies.

We've also got donkey shows, Motley Crue, and cake! #iasip

welcome to the international house of beefcakes #ihob

Well done Dallas. Well done.

Well then. Scheifele is really carrying the #nhljets on his back, isn't he?

Well, I guess I should find lunch