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That's not a woman, that's a Christmas tree! #StellaDallas

RT @HillaryClinton: It's 3:20am. As good a time as any to tweet about national service. https://t.co/6hRCC16UiV

RT @Sonikku_a: Rare image of a shark stepping on a Lego. https://t.co/xkadJmPkRg

RT @GovHowardDean: Notice Trump sniffing all the time. Coke user?

The neighbor keeps trying to play drums along with his stereo, but every time he goes to a fill, he loses the time horribly.

Seriously, if you go out if your way to watch Entertainment Tonight, you shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.

RT @molly_knight: omg this guy is coming for our guns you have to do something!!! @NRA https://t.co/gSmpaAhnkv

Dammit, Canada https://t.co/slhkrpVqJN

RT @HelpFindWife: where is my wife

@IanAMartin having the same issues with porting a cell number at the moment

Because of course I chose the manic depressive sidekick https://t.co/VO1GfJk7jt

@IanAMartin I just want to save files made in an office suite that doesn't have "ms" in its name

I just realized that in "Bobcaygeon," Willie Nelson is a Marijuana reference.

@CattyDonnelly I'd wager "All of them"

RT @Flyestoncampus: This the best thing I seen all week http://t.co/qe69jyb0xR

RT @spacemanbart: @drpepper Larry, you look just like the guy who gave me a reach around during the national anthem.

RT @Whoabot: lena dunham is the swedish fish oreo of people

The Necronomiconomist

RT @ParkerMolloy: Reading the list of other articles the "How to Talk to a Girl Wearing Headphones" guy wrote and wow. https://t.co/yUXrCKL…

@kevincartermsp HE KNOWS @EricIdle @JohnCleese

Second row on the floor to see @JohnCleese and @EricIdle live in Kelowna. Pretty good I think.

@Shawhelp known issues in penticton?

My dad has learned how to text and I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with this

RT @jon_bois: just buy batons for all the runners. it’s ridiculous that they have to share. i mean i won’t pay for it, but someone should

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