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I'm only on pornhub to see what's so great about the clip that @tedcruz was jacking it to

I'm thinking Trump supporters will give Melania a pass because she's pretty white.

If it had been Cubs v Astros 14 year old me would be freaking out

If my dog had a podcast https://t.co/obtA7gR2Z0

Imagine Dragons' "Radioactive" is a cover of The Firm's "Radioactive" in that they're both awful songs named "Radioactive."

In Kelowna to see @JohnCleese and @EricIdle. Second row. Thirty feet from greatness. https://t.co/2IExgmpo8q

It doesn't matter how far you are from the doors, your cigarette still smells :censored:ing horrible.

It has almost as many holes as the Browns' defence https://t.co/mOGtJDBSCv

It's The Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown!

Jesus wept https://t.co/bXhOJRa3lP

Kane then threw three stacks of hundreds at Thornton while Logan Couture showered in a sweatsuit as a sign of solid… https://t.co/JiPJLKMXbA

Let's all just remember that no Jim J Bullock stories have yet emerged from Hollywood

Live, laugh, larvae

Many Christmases ago I went out to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had but so did another ma… https://t.co/D9nhFsFspB

Moving day. I'm accepting generous donations of beer and spirits. @cityofpenticton

My dad has learned how to text and I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with this

My twitter family: Parents: @hockey_brunch @YaleHollander Spouse: @mistergoats Children: @LindsideOut @Jenny_Ewart… https://t.co/yIN13TFTcy

No buns. Gotta make a white trash #hotbanana https://t.co/iPoaS30qXb

Not entirely sure why @QtipTheAbstract was dressed like Billy Jack, though

Not sure if some of these new Jurassic World toys are really meant for kids. https://t.co/PrkQkemXUu

Pay your back child support. https://t.co/T5oyGMJ8LU

RT @anthonyjeselnik: She probably just went to shoot one person and then went down a rabbit hole. https://t.co/RZGZmvAdyE

RT @AugustJPollak: Guys I just found out that super chill cat was from a neighborhood in Istanbul and when she passed away in 2015 the resi…

RT @BBW_BFF: hey "foodies" and "cinephiles," you don't have to be a dickhead about everything, you can just like movies and eating like eve…

RT @Bencjacobs: This is a fair complaint. Last time Trump went head to head with the NFL the USFL folded https://t.co/mj1fuZTRbV