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First round of golf on the year: shot my average and left with more golf balls than I started with. That is a victory on all counts.

Forbes recently gave Mario Kart 8 a 10/10 score. What is Forbes doing reviewing video games, exactly?

Forgot about all the celebrity Mii's I made on my Wii. Tenacious D, Morgan Freeman, Billy Mays, Bob Ross, Batman, Jesus, God and more.

Found a Bears t-shirt that says IN CUTTY WE TRUST with a big ole 6 on it. Who's buying that? The Cutler family?

Found a great website for great psd & vector freebies, check it out http://t.co/nxM24HSqts

Found a unicorn today. A DMV without a line. Seriously. I walked in, straight to the counter. No take a number, no wait, no nothing

Found out about #QintheLou about 48 hours too late. Hoping/praying it happens again next year.

Found out I'm going to Boston for work this year. This will be the travelinest year I've had in a good long while.

Freelance clients that show gratitude are the best clients.

Friendly reminder: I'll make a #MUTCC for $5 paypal or 10K MUT coins on 360.

Friends with Benefits #BadAfterShows @midnight

Frozen is a fantastic movie. If you don't go see it, you are dumb.

Fun fact: the dot of an 'i' or 'j' is called a "tittle." The fun fact is that I still giggle at the word "tittle."

Fun fact: The Hurricanes take on a Sea Of Red on Saturday, and it has nothing to do with weather.

Game show suggestions that I can go on and win more than $50,000: Go.

Getting ready to play Doctor this classic against my wife, the ACTUAL doctor. https://t.co/PGjFAvSnyG

Given his recent #NFLCombine performance, the @Ameerguapo wallpaper I made seems really appropriate. #design http://t.co/05ChYOSDmI

Glad to see the Redbirds found their offense! #STLvsMIL

Gluttony: get on my damn level. https://t.co/GYesFbW7aK

Go #XboxTailgaming with @Xbox! You could score a trip to Super Bowl XLVIII, home entertainment makeover & much more! http://t.co/p6bNetVgXb

GO BUY MY SHOES! I HAVE SHOES YOU CAN BUY! https://t.co/z0dWhRgOPd

Goals for 2014: break the trends my hairline and waistline have learned, get married to a girl way out of my league, and laugh.

Going for a hike. Somebody's pretty excited about it! https://t.co/1t1IQKSihX

Good Lord. "@OmahaDaily: Omaha Sets Record With 5.3 Inches Of Rain http://t.co/3fvzUCPMjC"

Good to know! https://t.co/gxU6QEJunS