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RT @SportsCenter: There were 11.57 million entries in @ESPNFantasy's Tournament Challenge. After just 3 games, only 86,737 (0.7%) still hav…

ISU be like https://t.co/6tYpBDGRU0

Just got a Vimeo ad while checking out one of our Youtube videos. Shots fired.

...really? https://t.co/JjDyVZcLEV

RT @SportsCenter: 20 years ago today, Michael Jordan issued a two-word statement that led to three NBA titles. http://t.co/fvxGuSUWR4

You know what's tough to eat? Old Twizzlers.

Joining the "High Angle and Open-Mouth 'I'm outside'" Selfie club. @ Castlewood State Park https://t.co/rjYRftSK6I

Going for a hike. Somebody's pretty excited about it! https://t.co/1t1IQKSihX

heard my favorite Tool song on the radio for the third time this week. That might be a record.

.@burnie Formal request to add " Jaw" as an RT Nickname?

RT @Wu_Tang_Finance: ITS MUTHA:censored:IN PI DAY TURN TF UP MY MATH RESPECTING HOMIES http://t.co/xU2v6CuMMK

Robert Quinn, Chris Long, Aaron Donald, Michael Brockers and now, Nick Fairley. @STLouisRams...oh my.

Gronk and JJ Watt are now my #MUT15 Tight Ends. Stranger things have happened - and are happening - in this NFL Free Agency season.

That Madden Gauntlet 99 OVR Legends team is a bunch of :censored:s. Mostly because they never play like that when I'm calling the plays.

A new personal best, according to my Note 4's Pedometer! https://t.co/OWIo621xda

RT @ThatsCute: BREAKING: MANATEE RUNS INTO ICEBERG. Story at 11. http://t.co/3rsP5jh3tW

RT @ESPNNFL: March Madness --- NFL style!http://t.co/8apZZD1XuL

RT @STLouisRams: Let's get it! http://t.co/yfpfBIltzJ

How people mess up 'definitely' and 'defiantly' is beyond me.

Yeahhh buddy! Pan-seared tilapia with brown rice, capers and lemon juice. https://t.co/1zbRp0Wn3q

.@VerizonWireless Just sitting here, waiting on you guys... #comeonman #bruh @Android

This dessert brought to you by SCIENCE! #liquidnitro @ Ices Plain & Fancy https://t.co/04nE0oMC0o

Sleepy guy. https://t.co/M1kMqW7R0h

I wish that the #Bears had gotten more than 1 5th-rounder for Marshall, but they've still got Jeffery and Forte, at least.

Today is the last day you can vote for my Woodstock shirt over on @threadless! Please! Go vote! https://t.co/fubgKNRNx1