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Still waiting on that 4.3 update, @verizon. #nothappy

Merry Borkmas! http://t.co/wzT6uX868e

The decoration has been well received. Follow me for all the breaking news details.

I went rogue on a Christmas decoration. More as this story develops.

I feel like @AH_Michael and @AH_BrownMan would love this, but ironically not @GavinFree http://t.co/rYBW89J9hI

RT @AH_BrownMan: I can't breath https://t.co/0Ix6YCUJ7u

Always great seeing a #Creighton #Bluejay do well. Congrats Kyle Korver!

I haven't gone bowling in almost 10 months, but I can't because my ball cracked like crazy last winter. I would love a new bowling ball.

St. Louisians cannot handle winter forecasts. #flurries https://t.co/OErQ7jIQkI

It's winter. Starting now. https://t.co/KJhnxpiaGJ

I've been toying around with a few ideas lately. One of them being: start a podcast. Would anyone listen, and what would you want to hear?

A little too early for me. https://t.co/bdX0HBwGPl

The Third LoGO! challenge is LIVE at @Sportslogos! Come challenge me and some other terrific designers! http://t.co/5V8qkox5Us

Just saw a vehicle with soaped up windows for just getting engaged. Is that a thing? I thought it was just for getting married.

Also, heard a rumor that the Galaxy Note 2 was going to be getting a 4.3 upgrade last week. @VerizonWireless, where's my Jelly Bean at?

Destination wedding? More like DestiGAYtion wedding! #butseriously #GoodForYouHawaii

RIP Paul Walker. The Fast and Furious franchise has always been a guilty pleasure

Not sure what @mttgcast is, but they're following me now. So I'll give em a shot!

There's a brand new ASPCA commercial, and I didn't know what I was watching until it was too late. This day is ruined.

Oh look! Here comes the transition between Thanksgiving and Christma -- and it's over. Christmas is now in season.

NOW we're talkin! http://t.co/RGB6H4oSUf

RT @marchmadness: We give thanks to you! RT this for a chance to WIN tickets to the 2014 Final Four! #ThanksMBBFans http://t.co/7y6FiKE…

Playing the 100-pin bowling game on Wii Sports Resort. Just left a 10-46 pin split. #

Happy Thankkukah everyone!

HuffPost just posted an article consisting of the word "hangry" and 10 gifs. HuffPost: the new Mashable/Buzzfeed hybrid site. For news!