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More fonts! http://t.co/z4ki82mIUy

Bradley's infamous "Draw me like one of your French Poodles" impression. Spot on. http://t.co/eHvypqahVz

The good news: I'm in the @Xbox Controller Contest! The bad news: the gallery isn't working. http://t.co/GynrAzdCMO

Just heard Dame Judy Dench say "Or we could watch 'Big Momma's House.'" Yeah, it's safe to say this has been the best Monday ever.

RT @Mruff221: Okay. Just got the New Avengers Script. And I am going to read it now. I hope Banner/Hulk are represented. @Marvel @josswhedo…

People fail to see that we live in a commercial world. Support is viewed by dollar signs. You don't need to boycott Walmart, just don't go.

Thanks for the memories, Pudgy. You were one of the finest White Sox fans this Cubs fan could have known. #RIP

Toyed around with something I'm calling an "anti-drop." Have a listen? https://t.co/vxLCMI1zzk

Just got an email for a -DEAL- on $50 sweatpants. Unless I'm buying 10 at that price, we've got a very different understanding of "deal."

Without that HORRIBLE call, this game is over. #NEBvsPSU

Watchdog on patrol. https://t.co/84iORpHxt8

My phone just censored the word "butt" from voice to text. Oh phone...You should know me better than that by now.

Call me a nerd if you want, but #TableTitans is slowly becoming my favorite story-comic to date. http://t.co/kSaZbhpZCU

Today, I am one step closer to starring in my own Corona commercial. Booked the honeymoon!

I love when new consoles come out. It's always a great reminder of what can happen when you don't do proper testing.

RT @fwong: Holy crap, tis the season! #XboxOne is right around the corner, who else is dying to get their hands on one? Get lucky! RT!

Is there anything worse than getting a surge of jittery energy when you're midway through a #Wacom heavy project?

RT @StormCoker: Unbelievable comparison of Washington, Illinois before and after the EF-4 tornado hit yesterday. Via @severestudios http://…

Threw down a "Jane, you ignorant slut." at a bad driver today. Doing my father proud.

The temperature right now in St Louis is tomorrow's forecast high. #byewarmweekend

RT @GamerDeals: RT and Follow @GamerDeals to Win a PS4 or Xbox One Console #Giveaway #Contest! http://t.co/26He0zYazY

RT @espn: Remember Jack Taylor?The kid who scored 138 for Grinnell College last year?Yeah, he scored 109 today: http://t.co/qyPyTM1dBR

HUGE day for @BradleyBraves today. #AllAboutTheB

When I see wedding photos online, I can't help but feel happier because I know that soon it'll be me and Jessica in them. #truestory #vomit

Here's the million dollar question for #Husker fans: If they lose, at home, to Michigan State, is Bo Pelini officially in the hot seat?