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RT @SaintsRow: Retweet this tweet and follow us for a chance to win a copy of Saints Row IV on Xbox 360! #fullgamefriday

I made soup to go for lunch at 12:45. It only cooled down enough to eat it 20 minutes ago.

This guy is losing his mind. #helivedtotellthetale #gta5 https://t.co/6zFGlB5ScS

My hometown has been named The Most Hungover City in America, with 8.3 bars per 10,000 households: the most bars per capita in the country.

My car froze interestingly last night. #nomakeup #nofilter http://t.co/R9c7LznpXP

Go #XboxTailgaming with @Xbox! You could score a trip to Super Bowl XLVIII, home entertainment makeover & much more! http://t.co/p6bNetVgXb

OH COME ON. THIS IS THE ONE WEEK I DIDN'T PICK THE RAMS IN MY PICK'EM LEAGUE.

When people ask for retweets, I think it's interesting which celebrities assemble in it. "Duck Dynasty, Guy Fieri and Eddie Murphy, plz RT"

RWBY? More like WOOO-BY, amirite @LindsayTuggey?

RT @DocAdams: The Extra Life community is $88k away from breaking through that $4M barrier For The Kids.

RT @ESPNCFB: #Nebraska ends #Michigan's 19game win streak in the #BigHouse, 17-13. Ameer Abdullah 26car/105yds/2TDs. UM: 175 total yards. #…

RT @colourlovers: 5 Fascinating Font Infographics http://t.co/KadY65YQlP http://t.co/2u2sopedyu

Actually, it's having trouble with Mavericks. Anyone got a #Brackets fix? @brackets?

The bank lobby is already set to Christmas songs.

Ok #florists. I'm getting married, and I'm a badass designer. Let's make a deal.

RT @XboxSupport: Get ready for the Tweepstakes! RT & fill out survey for chance at 1 of 3 1600 MSP codes http://t.co/WIAYJqhZtI ^PC

What do you get when you cross @jack_p with Disney princesses? http://t.co/EbUmWNTc9b

Pittsburgh University's football coach's last name is Chryst. What a blasphemous gold mine. I'll be making shirts shortly.

Why hasn't M&M made a chocolate coated candy called W&W yet? #missedopportunity

I wonder how much wedding stuff I can barter design work for payment/discounts. Anyone in the #travel industry out there? I'm serious.

Just heard @xbox is GIFTING games/next-gen consoles to people based on tenure and Gamerscore. That's...awesome. #customerservice

Ok. Rockstar thought of everything. The social network in #GTAV exists on the web, and you can "stalk" businesses for in-game discounts.

RT @MilesLuna24: "Oh-HO! YOU coconut! I have a PARASOL!" - Things you'll only hear playing Kirby.

Love sports? Love designing logos? Love a good challenge? I started a new "game" over on @sportslogosnet called LoGo! http://t.co/2ujRcxG6UA

Tip of the day: don’t look at the stock market. It’s just a reminder that someone out there’s getting mind-blowingly rich, but it isn’t you.