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A live look at @POTUS / @realDonaldTrump, any time he opens his mouth and comments on nearly anything.… https://t.co/zxs2LFVjFE

Feeling so fresh and so clean after his bath #cooldog https://t.co/Q6VmrepImR

Unbelievable. https://t.co/CM3ZnBtxCB

@drdougfresh Oh the watermark. Lol

Here's my #FilmStruck4. Bonus points if you can name the movies - but not like a ton of points because they're pret… https://t.co/r6qcH8yitF

Just got carded to buy a six-pack. https://t.co/UJ8ZxHXs3r

RT @ZackBornstein: That face when you just wanted a faster way to rank girls by looks and ended up installing a fascist government in the m…

Things I never would have said before becoming Dad: "Where the :censored: is that Monkey?"

@Blackhawk_Up When you can beat the Blues, you beat the Blues.

I love the @Globies https://t.co/qWVdXKZl82

To me, Baseball Opening Day is a National Holiday. To celebrate, if you were a professional baseball player, what… https://t.co/byqFSwRiNN

RT @EASPORTS_MUT: #UltimateLegends #MUTSeason https://t.co/vHbaXqFGoU

RT @XboxDVR: [GIVEAWAY] Win a custom Xbox One Elite controller from @ColorWare, Xbox $$, and more! RT & Enter here: https://t.co/Lod6WTV3k…

RT @EASPORTS_MUT: #OPOY and #DPOY Giveaway! RETWEET and LIKE for a chance to win both @RamsNFL #NFLHonors https://t.co/GMuIevkWTE

RT @rascality: no *you’re* crying https://t.co/gR4HUqU3cW

Just read that the Ego-Fluffing Military Parade for POTUS et al is set for November and will cost about $30M. So I… https://t.co/dgJZ2cJEul

@bryanbrinkman @mrcfield @SeaOfThieves I'm a simple insider :/ hahah

@sycolution Probably in competitive, too?

Heard only good things about the movie! https://t.co/ABio8A16nc

Snuggling my baby a little tighter and a little longer tonight.

"DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACURLS, YEEEEEEESSS!!" The Miracurl on Ice. https://t.co/195dOYiIuW

Social Media goal: have more people following me than people I am following, or at least closer to 1:1

wow. very president. such honor. https://t.co/exW7czqsaG

@BENKSY_1 https://t.co/IsmK0Fwzf9

RT @mutablejoe: [watching curling] after 1 mins: ugh this is dull 10 mins: he's overdone the turn on this stone 30 mins: three in the house…