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And now, Serenity can say it had an Oscar nominee in its cast. Congrats, Chiwetel!

And of course, my little grill buddy. http://t.co/nEImragWJc

And off goes the tv.

And that's the tale of how I became the Gold Bond Guy of Town and Country.

Anybody have an Xbox One I can just have? Asking for a friend...

Anybody want a #MUTCC? I could use some night/weekend practice. http://t.co/SHex5bOAph

Anyone feel like helping me get this shirt printed? Vote and RT! https://t.co/fubgKNRNx1

Are these too similar? https://t.co/ik0EW3Bukh

Are they rabid? Or...what's the deal? http://t.co/n0q7g3ygEs

Are you a fan of #Sports and #GraphicDesign? Check out the Logolympiad over at @sportslogosnet http://t.co/z3YiMGGwr3

Arizona. That one hurts. #MarchMadness

As of tonight, I am 2 for 3 in 50/50 drawings. #StraightIntoTheHoneymoonFund

At 1:13 p.m., the real feel outside was 113 degrees

At nearly 1100% speed, this video is still 10 minutes long. Good thing I'm really proud of the work! #MUTCC

At this point, I just feel bad for Jeff Samardzija.

Ausmus is interviewing for the #Cubs role? Interesting...

AYYYY! Only a year after we found Jessica's - but it was in Mexico, so the can was in Spanish, so she… https://t.co/WTkunMmPAW

Bar trivia makes me feel so smart.

Bears GM calls Jay Cutler an "elite" QB because of his 59-52 record... http://t.co/fQXKzrdU3g #stillabearsfan #comeonman #noheaint

Because I know you're all dying to know - I once again got the Bears game wrong in my Pick'em league. Dicks.

Because why not? @ Main & Mill Brewing Company https://t.co/AZujFuEAtL

Behind me at this stoplight are a new Mustang, Camaro, and Challenger. Each in their own lane and lined up. Very reminiscent of Top Gear.

Best #BTTF joke I've seen all day. https://t.co/nqvDjjq6ef

Better first round draft pick: RB Melvin Gordon or DE Randy Gregory. Discuss.

Blackhawks win it! And now, you can own this commemorative shirt! ST. LOUIS, YOU BLUE IT! http://t.co/26EMjoXZ8R