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Congrats, @ADAMDEVINE!! https://t.co/ZNxRTpIl3y

Costco changes the second you own a home. It becomes "we have room for that now" instead of "maybe someday."

Crisp. #nofilter http://t.co/bIvtHhLvJq

Cristiano Ronaldo just became the ultimate sports anti-hero in America. #WorldCup

Current mood. #justwantplaytime http://t.co/ttHA0A0s8z

DAMMIT DALE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. #YOUHADONEJOB https://t.co/CQn5qH4ShP

Dammit Romo...well... http://t.co/00Rh7x9g3Y

Dammit, @AH_BrownMan. http://t.co/FqmqzIkOd8

Damn nature. You perty. http://t.co/uVqbanZrzb

Damn, Busch. You pretty. #PostCards http://t.co/7W5eLhLJEx

Damn, nature. Dats some clear water you got there. @ Mastodon State Historic Site https://t.co/WqbZOmrru5

dat fine print tho. @SugarFireSmoke https://t.co/XZvyBIz6rB

Dat loop tho. https://t.co/hKBaFH5DWo

Day 1...you could have at least bought my brackets dinner. Day 2, learn from Day 1. #MarchMadness

Dear brands on social media. Please don't post pictures of your logos emblazoned across American flags, NYC skylines or the 9/11 memorial.

Dear corporate Twitterers, Follow/unfollow me 10 times so I get the notification over and over makes me hate you - not want to follow you.

December's been more fall-like than I'm used to. #notcomplaining https://t.co/x5Gf22Y2QO

Declare Major League Baseball Opening Day a national holiday. Because AMERICA. http://t.co/qOesdCpAGV

Dedication http://t.co/lad9sXJEa6

Designing and developing websites has destroyed my ability to see a site at face value. I can only see the time and code behind it.

Destination wedding? More like DestiGAYtion wedding! #butseriously #GoodForYouHawaii

Dick move, radio. Dick move. https://t.co/l77bcwX6po

Did anybody else get a "Jesse Eisenberg as The Joker as Lex Luthor" vibe from the #BatmanvSuperman trailer?

Did I really see the South Bama's Magee SHUSH the #Husker crowd? It's 48-9. Sit down.

Did we just see ANOTHER Super Bowl open with a safety? That's gotta be a first, right? Back to back? #SBXLVIII