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derschwigg

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  1. As of tonight, I am 2 for 3 in 50/50 drawings. #StraightIntoTheHoneymoonFund

  2. Sorry, Kräftig. Not just Kraftig.

  3. Was anyone else INFURIATED about that reporter #BodeMiller had to put up with? Leave the guy alone!

  4. Just came across some of my own work when Googling for another, unrelated project. Awesome.

  5. Remember how catchy "Misery Business" by Paramore was? It still is.

  6. Here's how I work: one document, and a lot of artboards. And even still, things on the sides. 32… http://t.co/fOww4CJlpU

  7. A dyslexic guy walked into a bra.

  8. "@NintendoAmerica: The Mario Kart 8 launch date has been set for 5/30. New trailer: http://t.co/V1qJCVX6Wx #MK8" OH COME ON

  9. I've never liked the Yankees, but I've never had a reason to hate Derek Jeter. Like Mariano, a class act. #ThanksDerek

  10. Was called "an inspiration" today. #awshucks

  11. I've redesigned all of the logos for Major League Baseball, now I'm tackling the NFL! Be sure to follow it all here http://t.co/iieVJiaKrL

  12. 2014 is shaping up to be one hell of a year.

  13. Did we just see ANOTHER Super Bowl open with a safety? That's gotta be a first, right? Back to back? #SBXLVIII

  14. RT @John_Nail1: The facilities in Sochi appear to have been built by George Bluth. #lighttreason @bluthquotes

  15. If the opportunity presents itself, my next car will be a Tesla. But that won't be for years.

  16. 1) Sliced White Mushrooms. 2) Salt, Pepper, Minced Garlic. 3) Butter. 4) Make a foil bowl. 5) Grill for like 25 minutes. @GuyGourmet

  17. A trio of @davekellett 's Sheldon for this office wall. Now I don't look so new! http://t.co/hMM5GHZlqQ

  18. My phone says "haze," my weather app says "light snow," looking out a window says "near whiteout snowiness." Wat.

  19. "@SportsCenter: 111.5M made the Super Bowl the most watched event ever. http://t.co/d8fMkHwKtV" That's roughly 1 in 3 Americans.

  20. Winter realization: I'm an Anti-Grinch - I'm grumpy UNTIL it snows and things are Christmassy.

  21. I just played Flappy Bird for the first time ever, and I scored more points than the Broncos did last night.

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