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My foot.

When bad things happen like today, the true ignorance and stupidity of people is exposed. Unfortunately twitter gives those people a 'voice'

How @stephyau and @CCaitlinthomas tweets look to me:"□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□"

I miss Blackpool... a lot.

Farce

I can't wait for Karl Robinson to be named Everton manager.

Matching! #quare http://t.co/ROV6jXoW7O

5 minutes until my branston pickle themed lunch will begin.

Trying (and failing) to win a @Sammy_Ameobi match shirt... just so I can own it and not give it to @Geordie7777. Pure bants.

Went to the bookies, Gambled £10 and came out with £10. Bought a pot noodle but don't want it anymore. Most pointless lunch adventure ever.

3rd incorrect penalty decision.

Tranmere need to sign Akinfenwa

Far too excited for Learn Guitar with David Brent coming to YouTube on Monday.

The Washington Nationals are on ESPN America literally every time I turn it on. Getting sick of Bryce Harper's face a little bit.

Its taken about 16 years to realise (in horror) that my troupe leader in Beavers was called Big Beaver. So so shocking. My whole life ruined

...I did get a funny stare just then though.

So thirsty but all I have near me is warm Kopparberg or warm vodka. Would be outrageous on a school night too. Best not.

I need Gylfi Sigurdsson to score 5 goals on Sunday or I lose a season long bet.

Walk 500 yards to the shop and get vanilla coke or go 50 feet to the vending machine and get pepsi? #dilemma

Getting paid weekly into my bank account is the best perk of my job, so I am going to rub it in to everyone who does not #harhar #payday

Genuinely went to piss in the sink then. Blackpool leaving a lasting impression on me #bestplaceever

So unbelievably tired. Nodding off in work a little right now.

Whoever chose to put Fruitella in the vending machine is certainly a friend for life.

How come cats sneeze but they don't cough?

Well and truly over now