EvanBirchfield

Must..go...to...sleep...

My mom is going to be on @WFTV at 12pm! #famous #flooding

My Mom's the greatest! #mofymom

My puppy Talia watching me watch tv lol http://t.co/DIOF2VXPmn

Nevermind @TailgateTeam didn't pick me. Another day in loserville

New #flappybird high score! I was in the zone I tell ya!! http://t.co/qqBKluAkIp

New high score! Now I can delete the game. http://t.co/Hc5Dodmkg0

New record! #flappybird #flappybirdhighscore http://t.co/CzpL8IV1nn

No classes today, I think I'll spend it bashing @FoodLion

Not a basketball fan, but I hope the Warriors win this one. Like Curry, dislike Dwight Howard.

Not sure why but recently I'm addicted to watching these prison shows lol

Oh geez ? https://t.co/Z2fRlNjCg6

Omg I swear it went between that guys hands. So close to a block

Once again @EAMaddenNFL cheats me out of a win. I'm glad they fix their game, not!

One way the College Playoffs can be expanded; eliminate games like Alabama vs. Northwestern Tennessee State

Only took them to the 4th qtr to mention Katrina.

Out of the 3 leagues I was still alive in, I will only go to the championship in 1. Of course it's the one that pays the champion nothing.

Pick is in? What is TD doing go get Mack!!!!!

Putting christmas lights up on the roof #Christmas

Rain brings life

Random tweet of the night; Hitler wasn't German.

Religious or not, can't help but like @Pontifex being Catholic, it only makes me like him more.

RT @APrincessLesson: Me every time I go somewhere that isn't Disney: "Omg I forgot my Magic Band! Wait...never mind."

RT @AtlantaFalcons: #NationalToastDay https://t.co/5qTQesghtC

RT @AtlantaFalcons: A year later, @VicBeasley3 reflects on a Combine performance that had everyone talking: https://t.co/lDsItqiTCT https:/…