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Status Updates posted by Coolisiana
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"Sir are u sure u want that crappy TV instead of this HD one?" *imagines exclusively playing Guitar Hero II til I die of natural causes* Yes
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"What's ur stance on abortion?" *remembers all the times I aborted talking to a pretty girl* It's a way of life really "Um that's a paradox"
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"Yeah we can do a black princess, just as long as she's a frog for most of the movie"- Disney
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"You clean up Good"-My Russian boss instructing me to clean his oddly-named battleship, USS Good
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(First date) HER: You know, you don't have to do this to impress me ME (ripped to shreds by a Great White shark and strewn about the beach):
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(Grocery store)Thanks *checks cashier's name tag* Gretel!*she parkours over counter & grabs my collar*"How the hell do you know my name"
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(Party) Mom? I need you to come pick me up "Honey, you moved 1,000 miles away from me 10 years ago. That's your own house party" I'm nervous
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(Shark Tank) I say we implement a real-life Lakitu to immediately alleviate car accidents from traffic "How'd u make the cut to be on here"
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(Speed dating) Let's simultaneously ask a question we think is important "Ok go what do you aspire t-" Who's ur fav Mario characterWALUIGI
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@batkaren I missed last night and its too early so here's a 17 month old pic of me & my girl (we're still together) https://t.co/0DxIo6x3Iz
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@iLikeCatShirts @SteveSuckington @Pro_Jones_ @KLobstar I think a moderate percentage of these guys are satisfactory
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@MaddiePolonus I bet if I looked I'd have seen a girl watching other people drive but I don't watch other people drive