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Status Updates posted by Coolisiana
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@nbadag Buddy it's tweets like yours that inspire this. I also need some better anti perspirant
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*sets alarm for 5:45am* "Uh dude tomorrow's Saturday" This is for Monday *sleeps unadulterated for 53 hours straight*
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*wife gives birth and begins talking to the baby in a sweet voice* ME: Umm I don't think it can understand you
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GIRL: It's really attractive when a guy can fix cars ME: *holding a large pair of scissors* Where are this one's testes
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Have a feeling your followers don't care about or read anything you post? Tweet something factually incorrect
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Hugs were probably invented because some person got tired of small stress relievers and needed something bigger to squeeze
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I am very bad at mustering up the courage to use someone's name when talking to them in person, but not in text. Thank you it's 1:13AM
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I just had to scrape a tiny bit of ice off my windshield for the first time in like 4 years life is so hard
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I wish I could say I just scheduled tweets to fly out at 3am but I'd genuinely be lying. I wake up for this
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I'm at my least New Orleans on Mardi Gras weekend when people all around begin getting drunk at 6am
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I'm doing that thing again where I stay up way past scheduled because I think I can still be impactful on Twitter