Coolisiana

I'm very tired, but in a good way. Thinking about deleting this account soon

I will probably leave my DMs open for a few weeks and check periodically, and then I may just set the account to pr… https://t.co/JHpF5soyIF

I'm sorry I'm trying to remove it* - - - - *my account

Mayonnaise is the best pizza topping

If my contact name in your phone isn't Lou Easy, then desafortunadamente no

Re tweet me, while you sill can

@sug_knight No

@yerpalmildsauce Ok

@mjs2430 Yes

@ascendingcarl You have now entered stand up comedy twitter. You live here now

Part II https://t.co/Rfq8Mw7HgW

@adiablo20 That makes one of us

@dansmellyoul8r https://t.co/J6beJjzuIt

RT @Coolisiana: Lol mom's wild https://t.co/HI583czYLw

Today I told someone "I'm just spitballing here" and their response was "It's your job to spitball"

Ever have pizza so good you have to shower afterwards? My life is a soon-to-be-over sojourn

I feel like Anakin in Revenge of the Sith right when Palpatine reveals himself as the Sith Lord

@markhoppus Pass away

*tries to throw a grenade to the opposing side but it just recoils off the back of the backboard, killing me*

*waking up, hungover-like* I was the one who started the clapping

I can now with confidence say that I am from Boston

What the flip was grandma doing at the sand dunes

RT @jawbroken: November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the…

I may have only been awake for an hour, but I've been woke for 23 years

Linda the Spider just keeps spinning webs across my door. It's probably a coincidence that she spells out Goodbye every night, but maybe not