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Status Updates posted by Coolisiana
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RT @kingofcreame: bartender "ok i just need to see an ID"Charmander *nervously hands over fake* http://t.co/CQHPz2n3NP
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RT @lionprincessval: Cool Tip for how to get out of a conversation: pretend to be on the phone https://t.co/r58XGRr8gX
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RT @noog: My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn't act the way he…
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RT @NoToFeminism: I don’t need feimsn because I love kids, & all femisits LOVE abortions! Instead of going to get massages they get abortio…
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RT @omically: what if humans were on Mars first and :censored:ed up so bad the planet died and all space exploration is just subconsciously tryin…
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RT @pumpkin_horse: #relatable #RelatableVine #mom #momsbelike that feel when!!! https://t.co/OdBBHrbQqP
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RT @TheAlexP: *dog pokes me with nose**stop, it's late*(Dog looks at me with sad eyes)*ugh, ok*[sets up poker table for him and his…
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Society: Be yourself Me: Ok wow how can all 7 billion of you speak perfectly in unison like that Society: Ok except for you. You be nobody
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What? "Delectable" has a highly positive connotation "While this is true, 1) You're saying it about my baby & 2) I have no idea who you are"
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Why Happy Easter! And don't worry, Wester will be here in only a short few hours I didn't forget about y'all
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Why's life so difficult I never sleep anymore "Um ur tweeting at midnight maybe t-" DID I ASK FOR UR OPINION "Um literally yes you just did"
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.@cool_as_heck I have executively decided to never bring children into this world because of people like you
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(2037) *invents a car that literally projects entire widescreen movies onto the windshield* *zero people object whatsoever*
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(Magic show) MAGICIAN: Don't see ur card eh? Well watch this *reaches for back pocket* *is immediately shot by audience member just in case*
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(To the tune of "it's 5 o'clock somewhere") Me (standing, eternally): The national anthem is playing somewhere
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(Watching Rio with my date) DATE: Gymnastics is by far my favorite event ME: *thinks silently for a full 75 seconds* I invented the Olympics