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Status Updates posted by Coolisiana
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Making sure nobody is awake to see this...I thought it was pronounced "Yose-might" Sam until I was 37 years old
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I feel like Anakin in Revenge of the Sith right when Palpatine reveals himself as the Sith Lord
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*tries to throw a grenade to the opposing side but it just recoils off the back of the backboard, killing me*
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Gonna make sure to drive really carefully and not eat any high-cholesterol foods until after December so Ill be sure to make it to Episode 8
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@sug_knight Thought my ability to cut a ribbon with giant scissors at a grand opening would be used more by now
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RT @Coolisiana: Some less popular phrases invented by the guy who coined "head over heels in love" • Skin-colored with envy • A penny saved…
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RT @therealeatwood: Cairo Longing As Naadim desired every shadow; thus— insatiably, Nina— Edgar loves you.
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RT @Coolisiana: *puts my hand in a popcorn bucket only to notice there's another hand in there already* *it's just my other hand*
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I have now been divorced 3 times, took a job underwater, and flew to Vegas and won $3,000
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❗️: DM me your favorite quote that will not have existed until you DM it to me. Best one gets published to Wall Street Journal (I'm its EIC)
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.@cool_as_heck I have executively decided to never bring children into this world because of people like you
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Ok so apparently using the word "placenta" more than 10 times on a date at your girlfriend's parents' house is detrimental