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Status Updates posted by Coolisiana
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@claire_boeck @Katie_Schulzet @ariasrafael65 @Mr_Freki Holy crap you have a ton of friends
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Everyone at this airport is looking at me like I'm the only person playing a Game Boy Color here
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(Watching Rio with my date) DATE: Gymnastics is by far my favorite event ME: *thinks silently for a full 75 seconds* I invented the Olympics
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I have now committed to this new sleep regimen. It's where I get -2 hours of sleep per night. Very effective. No I'm not dead
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@House_Feminist I think this tweet automatically assumes I'm not blind and that's not cool
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Bully: Get lost, kid Me, leading a life with zero direction: Buddy you don't even know the half of it
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@BeTheCookie To me it just sounds better to start off with house that I plan on living in for a very long time for best financial situation
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RT @buttnight: *someone pulls out in front of me while I'm driving but they're a safe, reasonable distance away* ARE You fuNKING kidding me
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(Magic show) MAGICIAN: Don't see ur card eh? Well watch this *reaches for back pocket* *is immediately shot by audience member just in case*
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@iamspacegirl If ur happier now and this only reminds u of those times all those hours ago then I am sorry but https://t.co/jZeKELA8Q9