Coolisiana
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RT @Coolisiana: Some less popular phrases invented by the guy who coined "head over heels in love" • Skin-colored with envy • A penny saved…
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Making sure nobody is awake to see this...I thought it was pronounced "Yose-might" Sam until I was 37 years old
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RT @therealeatwood: Cairo Longing As Naadim desired every shadow; thus— insatiably, Nina— Edgar loves you.
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RT @Coolisiana: *puts my hand in a popcorn bucket only to notice there's another hand in there already* *it's just my other hand*
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I have now been divorced 3 times, took a job underwater, and flew to Vegas and won $3,000
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❗️: DM me your favorite quote that will not have existed until you DM it to me. Best one gets published to Wall Street Journal (I'm its EIC)
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.@cool_as_heck I have executively decided to never bring children into this world because of people like you
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Ok so apparently using the word "placenta" more than 10 times on a date at your girlfriend's parents' house is detrimental
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@SarahCubed By liking it you're encouraging that I do it though. Stop appropriating grandma culture
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RT @jawbroken: November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the…
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Linda the Spider just keeps spinning webs across my door. It's probably a coincidence that she spells out Goodbye every night, but maybe not
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*I pull the chair out from behind my grandpa but he falls down and dies* Ha ha. Why aren't any of you laughing. He was 90 anyway
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So basically I'm just going to cycle out the rest of these drafts as seen below (there are ~twenty) and then deactivate. Deal?
