Coolisiana

RT if u agree

So basically I'm just going to cycle out the rest of these drafts as seen below (there are ~twenty) and then deactivate. Deal?

Take my account

Thanks

The best accent hands down is Australian don't @ me

The password to my twitter account is the entire Declaration of Independence

Today I told someone "I'm just spitballing here" and their response was "It's your job to spitball"

U order a meat lovers pizza. A large slab of beef sits at your table dressed exquisitely. "The guys in the back told me how u feel about me"

What did I do differently

What the flip was grandma doing at the sand dunes

When I was in 8th grade I asked a 6th grader "Haha how does it feel to be ELEVEN?" I felt terrible about it…that was the last own I ever did

When you get caught trying to sneak out of a social gathering https://t.co/52HykqXgx1

Who is she https://t.co/j9LqalMMaH

You can ask me why I'm upset, but it has to wait until 2 am; to night

❗️: DM me your favorite quote that will not have existed until you DM it to me. Best one gets published to Wall Street Journal (I'm its EIC)