Coolisiana

Part II https://t.co/Rfq8Mw7HgW

@ascendingcarl You have now entered stand up comedy twitter. You live here now

@mjs2430 Yes

Add me to your group DM so I can link every tweet I've ever written that starts with "Add me to your group DM" back… https://t.co/BQegPfEnAx

If you have a gun, please destroy me

@clit__romney Permission to unfollow

@bromanconsul Better than mashed potatoes

Freedom looms, on the horizon, which nears

@yerpalmildsauce Ok

@sug_knight No

Re tweet me, while you sill can

If my contact name in your phone isn't Lou Easy, then desafortunadamente no

Mayonnaise is the best pizza topping

I'm sorry I'm trying to remove it* - - - - *my account

I will probably leave my DMs open for a few weeks and check periodically, and then I may just set the account to pr… https://t.co/JHpF5soyIF