DanKortebein

RT @MLB: .@JLucroy20 wins the 4th of July. Not even close. ??⚾️ http://t.co/ZIu9kQAaXI

RT @AP: BREAKING: ABC Entertainment president says the network has decided to cancel the 'Roseanne' reboot.

RT @ElizaJBooth: This joke always makes me laugh... https://t.co/QQCbxnTj38

Hey #ABConESPN can you put the #SACvsMEM game on it's SOOOO MUCH more enjoyable than #SAvsCLE https://t.co/O0nywTS9Ox

RT @YCabayeofficiel: @EmiratesFACup tomorrow. ⚽️?? #southlondonandproud https://t.co/Lw0tbinpYQ

RT @DanRebellato: AMAZING Mail juxtaposition. L: don't accept migrant children. R: tennis player who migrated here as child is BRITISH http…

RT @CPFC_VPs: Can anyone help @CPFC? thanks https://t.co/svSblPq4bm

RT @JohnFugelsang: Seriously he's like a Marvel Comics character. Imagine the demographics he could convert. https://t.co/bbthr3mgb4

RT @GIFS_CPFC: Loved part 2 of behind the badge and the way @Mark__Bright blames @IanWright0 for #CPFC's loss to Villa. Did he come to the…

RT @pnm1979: My @Super6: PAL 1-2 TOT, LEI 0-1 STO, MNU 1-1 SOU, SUN 2-2 BOR, WAT 1-1 NEW, WBA 2-1 AST https://t.co/R3I8X0i6rI #Super6

RT @keatingthomas: Around the Country in 80 Diarrheas #GuyFieriMovies @midnight

RT @Snowden: Has anyone told @VP Joe Biden? I wonder if he agrees with his Commerce Secretary. https://t.co/rmHex5hWsG

Life is a tale told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. William Shakespeare - Macbeth Act 5 Scene 5

RT @il_moniker: Based on this @FOXSports should never be allowed to bid for live sport again. #USOpen2015

RT @KayfabeNews: Posting this now because we don’t want to get up at 5:30am tomorrow. We assume it will be appropriate. http://t.co/qKBQn…

RT @halleratyou: If you respond to me with “Oh its on like Donkey Kong!” It’s off. I’m canceling our plans and our friendship.

RT @washingtonpost: Anonymous donors give $3 million to fund scholarships after Charleston shooting http://t.co/nHoGRaGh9u

RT @StylezCreations: Happy Independence Day Weekend, my American friends. Be safe! #OneWorld #OneLove

RT @Skatronixxx: Those kicks were fast as lightning http://t.co/hOcOSJeXfk

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RT @BBTT68: @DanKortebein @KeithOlbermann #ExileBrady #Cheatriots #RetweetTheTruth http://t.co/rTa6dAVgWP http://t.co/8BZu8gpTpb

I love watching Bray Wyatt or Fatty Harris or was Husky Harris get the HOLY get kicked out of him. #SmackDown #WWE

Racism is man's gravest threat to man - the maximum of hatred for a minimum of reason.

RT @keatingthomas: Ron Howard said he gave his kids middle names based on where they were conceived. My parents did that, which is why my m…

RT @keatingthomas: I don’t want a serious girlfriend. I want a silly one.