Shonn71

Pharaohs

Memphis

Louisville

Red Devils

Philly

Hopefully visiting teams will get the memo that Ape Law shall be strictly enforced at all Columbus home games.

Because anything else would be highly illogical......

Vulcans

Since Wolverines isn't an option.... let's go ape!!!   (I know they're gorillas, but most dumb humanoids wouldn't know the difference)

Great colors, GREAT helmet, great potential nicknames.... "Damn Dirty Apes.... The Stinking Paws" 

Silverbacks

Columbus

That's true..... they won't even drive to Glendale for hockey

Birmingham and Tucson.  

I voted for Tidewater just for something different.  Wanted to see if the team would be named "Virginia" or "Tidewater" or "Atlantic" or something else unique.

My new vote is for Columbus.

Tidewater

I'm late to the party here and it appears Dons has no shot.   That's too bad... I was hoping Dons would win here and the new Eastern Division team could've been named the Knots.  Think some sort of wind-ish name for an Atlantic Ocean bordering team.

Anyways, since it's a two horse race now..... I'll vote for Rush.   I'd prefer Goldrush.  Is that a word?  Would people mock them by calling them the Goldfish?

Rush it is.

Sting.... for those colors and the slogan "It's an arac-attack!"

Chicago

I'd go Birmingham if they play their games at Rickwood.... but I don't think that's happening..... so....

Lets make the Sacramento Cows happen.

Chicago

Chicago.    I'd be tempted to vote Boston if they weren't playing at Harvard.   That might be the most uncomfortable stadium this side of ancient Greece.   At least the Chicago stadium has actual seats and not just concrete benches.

It would be really cool if the top of the helmets had an actual juicer carved into them

I vote for Juice.    I love the Snowbird helmets, but I think too many opposing players will be mocking the Snowbird players by gently flapping their arms and saying "spread your tiny wings and fly away, losers"