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@Truvement Yeah last time lol. Stood on his head tonight

The Vancouver Canucks are a bad hockey team. How does a 5-2 lead after 2 turn into an 8-6 loss???

Good God, Tobin, you :censored:ing suck.

Actually, I'm slightly disappointed. She was cute. I would've been willing to put aside politics, but I guess #MAGA is too much for her.

Left swipes galore on Tinder today

The Browns could beat the Eagles right now.

Everyone remember, tomorrow, I'm not rooting for Wisconsin. I'm just rooting against Penn State.

.@ClayMatthews52 it wasn't a cheap shot. No flag because it was clean. Sorry bro, you're just salty bc you got smoked and hurt your shoulder

Sturgis = money

HAHAHAHA HOW DO YOU MISS THAT!?!?!

This fat chick is relentlessly trying to get me to do stuff with her. GO AWAY

Almost 8 months later, still can't stop watching this. https://t.co/aViPx0EgYq

#BeatSeattle

@KevinCooney and been named a healthy scratch on the same night. Weird how that works out

@darrenrovell just remember you only have that miniscule little tray table to hold your drink