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Everything posted by Lee.
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What's that? You need a ride to work and feel the need to have a full conversation with me as I sleep? I'm here only for you, my sweet.
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And if you missed it, our cat gave birth to 6 out of 7 kittehs on my wife's side of the bed this morning. RIP white duvet cover.
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But would the world have loved Huckleberry Finn had Twain written it under his real name, Merv Turtlebaum?
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Because when my brain gets stagnant, I get antsy, and when I get antsy, I download drum machines and multitrackers, okay? Don't judge.
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Believe me I stopped asking for logic from the women in my life ages ago. Empathy would be cool though. Or a conversation.
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That time I called a coworker a skank and backed it up by explaining that its what a baby skunk was called.
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with nearly 22k tweets, I should be able to compile the best ones into a fanzine by 2017 or so.