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When a Coke vending machine costs less than $1 #ModernWorldWonders @midnight

Noticed a Trips button on my Google Inbox - this is the idyllic image it comes up with for Joliet:… https://t.co/nswGM2XZY7

GO BUY MY SHOES! I HAVE SHOES YOU CAN BUY! https://t.co/z0dWhRgOPd

Buy this new shirt with cash from the Banana Stand. There's always money in the Banana Stand. http://t.co/JkOse2DIP1

Alright, @ALIVESHOES, let's see what we can do together.

RT @legobutts: The end is nigh @aaaperk, @packieperkins (Vine by @WillWagner12) https://t.co/H8DN61VZZF

AYYYY! Only a year after we found Jessica's - but it was in Mexico, so the can was in Spanish, so she… https://t.co/WTkunMmPAW

There's an NFL player named Nick Toon. #HappyMonday

RT @FauxPelini: You sent 19 tweets yesterday https://t.co/DFMCsfvb5b

RT @BracketBattles1: Greatest College Fan Base• ROUND OF 64 •RT ~ Nebraska CornhuskersFav ~ Vanderbilt Commodores http://t.co/sOmt9eMqEV

Check out Heath Miller's #MUT16Ratings @mutheadsite @EASPORTS_MUT http://t.co/SYJUIrnlzk

RT @CollegeGameDay: Happy 80th birthday to Lee Corso! We apologize for the speed of this Vine -- too many good memories to cram in. https:/…

RT @funnyordie: BARBER: What can I do today?RAND PAUL: Give me something nobody would vote for.BARBER: Got you, fam.#GOPDebate http:/…

Ringo Starr Art makes me feel like I'm VASTLY undercharging for my freelancing. http://t.co/vnk7tywvZ9

RT @MikeAndMike: Attention football fans: @Espngreeny has some great news for you!https://t.co/S5FVtXQUfD

Sorry! Michael wore the shirt on RT Podcast 332, not On The Spot. Love seeing my work in the wild!!

RT @BuzzFeedAnimals: shark attack! http://t.co/1HKUepNvJh

Last week: https://t.co/qEUAk1WzKp

Obligatory "outside, open-mouthed selfie" with this hottie. https://t.co/ZTHeddfbup

RT @Zukahnaut: The thing about using the letter I in comics is... http://t.co/E1VtVEcmPz

Diggin the shirt you got there, Geico Gecko! Proud to be a part of it! https://t.co/BxT3DwmaEn

RT @MLBGIFs: Good form, good form. http://t.co/Y6yWbb4fXC

Hello again, my Anchor friend. #latergram @ Burger Barge, East Peoria IL https://t.co/fNayPQkyXx

Gluttony: get on my damn level. https://t.co/GYesFbW7aK

Nothing like pulling the card you were saving for! @EASPORTS_MUT http://t.co/xKWBmcP0Px