SplashBoogie

I know Rachel's getting sick of me asking her to check on Mere if she's been in the bathroom too long

Oh did Alabama win another title? What a surprise.

Thursday is so close yet so far away!

Life is weird.

HOLY https://t.co/8UgIcPT0K3

huh

I took ED. I have drawing to catch up on and also I'm sleepy AND honestly I've worked pretty hard the last few weeks.

The POD at the office over here trying to rob people. Pringles ain't three dollars. Salads at five fifty. You gots ta chill.

I got a pretty good review for 2015 which means a pretty good raise and bonus in 2016!

RT @mkinyon: Tfw you're retweeted by nonfollowers with views you find reprehensible.

RT @JuddLegum: FERGUSON V. OREGON https://t.co/imqMssndC2

STOP YOURSELF RIGHT NOW. https://t.co/nUuTlOnLzR

RT @LukeEasterling: #Bucs LBs Lavonte David & Kwon Alexander don't seem too thrilled w/the firing of HC Lovie Smith. https://t.co/lgvMU7CBSb

Gary Johnson announces he's going to waste everybody's time again in November.

RT @Derrick_Snyder: Twitter: What do our users want?Users: An edit button and relief from spam/abuse. Twitter: Novella-length Tweets it i…

* You feel like you're going to have a bad time.

RT @JenkoJaxter: I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/bd0uT8QDjq Deron Williams Double Overtime Game-Winning Three-Pointer!

RT @FarrahRochon: People are making fun of the President because the thought of 20 murdered children brought him to tears. Think about that.

Or Twitter could just not become Facebook and that'd be fine too!

People who drive in emergency or turn only lanes to get around traffic deserve death

Drawing eyes differently for the first time in like twelve years.

":censored: your kids. I want my guns!" -Republicans, probably.

RT @waitwait: It’s the final season of Downton Abbey, meaning this is your last chance to harshly judge people who pronounce it “Downtown A…

I'M LOST. ANDY'S GONE. AND THE PATRIOTS GOT ANOTHER ROUND ONE BYE. https://t.co/13DYzcU6oK

Damn Tom Coughlin's been the head coach of the Giants since FDR was in office.