KevinMonahan9

#hilarious “@ReillyRick: Have zero confidence in what's going on in Rome. The Cardinals always screw up their top pick.”

#inspiring “@TheRealXPac: Im down to 206 from almost 240. I cant believe I got that heavy.”

#Reillypuns!“@ReillyRick: How do you like the pope's new Christler? ... http://t.co/68OHdV6FNp”

#SouthieRules doesn't have a chance against #Buckwild

"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right."

A balding guy with a mustache called me a dreamboat and said I smell like strawberries tonight at work @Toucherandrich

Babe Alert behind Claude on the Bruin's bench

Check out ya boy on Celtics Now on Comcast Sports Net at 8:00 tonight.

Dan? “@psberrier: Dude is on the flight rubbing his gf's feet. #pda #barfbagneeded”

Game-winning safety?

Get some Vitamin C “@NHLBruins: 7 players - 11, 18, 20, 21, 35, 37, 54 - will miss practice today with flu-like symptoms ^BB”

gotta love Belichick keeping the challenge flag in his sock

Grilled cheese (cut into triangles, of course) and chocolate milk, am I living the life or what? http://t.co/FVZFbbVE

Guy next to me sucks at riding the T. Standing in front of the door, bag sticking out, falling every time we stop. Worst I've ever seen.

Happy 'Ving to ya, you guys!

Hey @Athletics, your clean-up hitter shouldn't have the same helmet as your bat boy. #dualflap #littleleague

Hey CVS brand products, you don't need to tell me what name brand stuff to compare you to; I like you for you.

I agree with notebooks. College ruled.

I am always, without a doubt, the most attractive person at the highway rest stop. #always

I don't want to sound callous, but I hope Liam Neeson's family keeps getting kidnapped.

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes...

I gotta say my favorite part of having my laptop stolen has been changing my passwords for everything. My new passwords are HILARIOUS

I like the fact that Franklin batting gloves haven't changed in like 30 years.

I really can't recommend the Let My Love Open the Door Pandora station enough.

I think I'm in the only CVS in the world that doesn't sell birthday cards