Noolish

#coldblooded http://t.co/f9GZdh1J

#goodbou http://t.co/n6XWWVVB

#Manimal

#MyLifeIn5Words "Not what it looks like!"

#nowplaying Shelter from the Storm - Bob Dylan

#persuasive http://t.co/IG0q0h18

#StopSnacking is a trending topic, @KarlSags

#thatawkwardmomentwhen The girl in class that you've been hitting on the entire semester has a boyfriend.

#ThingsImThankfulFor RGIII

#ThingsImThankfulfor The Redskins wearing gold pants again. #unisnob

http://t.co/6dqPSwLQ

#pacquiao #marquez

http://t.co/G3wKR9AU #awwww-inspiring #awwwdorable #dogs #storiesfromtexasnotaboutredneckstuff

http://t.co/hAVIO50O #nowplaying

http://t.co/mTwDhL7c

#ministreaker #adorable

http://t.co/N3v27apm #nowplaying

"Alcohol has never solved any problem, but then neither has milk..."

"I'm gettin too old for this ." - Danny Glover, Lethal Weapon

"If there's anything worse than Chlamydia, it's Florida"

"She works in customer service. I bet you think strippers like you."

“@marinarachael: This sexy pizza slice is the closest an advertiser has ever come to understanding my needs. http://t.co/ZdNxoOVg @KarlSags

99% sure that Twilight and Peter's Dracula musical from Forgetting Sarah Marshall are the same thing. #crazypills

A lot of people are wearing blue or red today to show who they voted for. I'm wearing CU Buff gear instead.

A wise man once told me "Every Asian kid thinks they're Allen Iverson during pickup basketball" #wisdom #confucious

All of the news about RGIII's knee injury is depressing.

Analyzing the Super Bowl Prop Bets:http://t.co/4nItTtI5 @BrianCook926 #IhateyouRayLewis