Noolish

Whoooooooooa Alabama! Booooo!

When people say Free Tebow, they literally mean "Free Tebow". Like, here he is, please take him off my hands. #jets #nfl #freetebow

Love the Heat's spacing. Love the "hockey assists". Love how the road jerseys finally say Miami. #NBA

RT @DukeOfZamunda: BYNUM WHAT http://t.co/Oa5CP6Uf” @TheRegimeGroup #coldblooded

Duhon getting playing time?!? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here. #Lakers

Poutine fries!!! #fat

OKC looks disjointed without Harden. Chicago has a great D, but does this team break through Miami like this? Doubtful.

Peewee football highlights on ESPN need to be set to whimsical piano music. Their heads are so disproportionate.

#nowplaying Shelter from the Storm - Bob Dylan

#coldblooded http://t.co/f9GZdh1J

A lot of people are wearing blue or red today to show who they voted for. I'm wearing CU Buff gear instead.

Free Dunkin' Donuts coffee... all day erry day.

Never trust a girl whose ex-boyfriend looks like one of the ski-villains from an 80's movie.

http://t.co/hAVIO50O #nowplaying

SEC teams I like: Florida, LSU, and Johnny Manziel. That's it.

RT“@itsWillyFerrell: "Mom, I'm going out" "With friends?" "No mom, with rapists."” @KarlSags I feel like this applies to you & Tess

The amount of time it takes you to play "Don't Stop Believing" is directly proportional to the quality of your team. #NBA

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh no, the light's out?!? I'm scared! #himym

Love getting that huge package I forgot was coming. #thatswhatshesaid

Love Shaq but CWebb is a way better analyst. Not even close. #NBA

Should've spent Halloween putting razor blades in candy apples like I'd wanted to. #noolproblems #womenarestupid

"Alcohol has never solved any problem, but then neither has milk..."

Camera shake! Mile High! Ahhhh!!! #SNF #Broncos

Do a shot every time Willis McGahee commits a backbreaking turnover. #SNF

Girls are like kickers... you can never have enough. # :censored:tacosays