Noolish

Andre Miller vs. Shane Battier #oldmanstrength #nba #Nuggets #Heat

Anybody who has ever played a game of pickup basketball knows a Jack Taylor. #ballhogs

At least it wasn't AJ McCarron's girlfriend who was a hoax, AM I RIGHT?!? #teo #notredame #hoax

Awesome. http://t.co/0tmumnOR

Best drunk girl line ever: "Someday I'm gonna teach children!!!" @mkclinard #Whitegirlwasted

BOOM MOTHER:censored:ER #Gators

Camera shake! Mile High! Ahhhh!!! #SNF #Broncos

Can't wait for the Chiefs to take Geno Smith about a dozen spots too high in the draft. #nfl

Can't wait to listen to my new playlist tomorrow. #hipsterproblems

Clemson fans SMH @pintofaleham RT@SBNationGIF: How long can you stare at this Clemson fan? http://t.co/xTsHFK8J

Could use some more mystery in my life. Like "What happened last night?" and "How old are these leftovers?" #noolproblems

Death to the Big East! Ahhhh!!!

Discussion in class was awful because of #NationalHangoverDay

Do a shot every time Willis McGahee commits a backbreaking turnover. #SNF

Does Gretchen Weiners get no candy on Valentine's Day too? #yougoglencoco

Does Pepsi have dirt on Drew Brees? Because that One Direction commercial is awful.

Duhon getting playing time?!? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here. #Lakers

Es verdad, putas son mentirosas.

Every time I see Russell Wilson I just think "He looks dead in the eyes..." @JordanHarvey3

Feel like I haven't slept for days and that I've been mauled by a wolverine. #noolproblems

Frat Boy 3, if you're gonna celebrate a shot and back up hard into me I'm gonna throw a forearm in your back. Then you'll bitch and get a T.

Free Dunkin' Donuts coffee... all day erry day.

Full time roommate, part time babysitter. #noolproblems

Girls are like kickers... you can never have enough. # :censored:tacosays

Go Huskies!!! FSU sucks!!! Woooooooooo