Noolish

RT @DukeOfZamunda: BYNUM WHAT http://t.co/Oa5CP6Uf” @TheRegimeGroup #coldblooded

RT“@itsWillyFerrell: "Mom, I'm going out" "With friends?" "No mom, with rapists."” @KarlSags I feel like this applies to you & Tess

SEC teams I like: Florida, LSU, and Johnny Manziel. That's it.

Should've spent Halloween putting razor blades in candy apples like I'd wanted to. #noolproblems #womenarestupid

Sick of SEC teams & fans not giving schools any respect. Good teams exist outside of the south. Gators should've known that. #SugarBowl

Silver and Bronze are nice, but for once I'd like to get the Gold. #noolproblems #puke

Sometimes my neck hurts from my brain being so huhyuge.

Spaced out going to the Harlem Shake flash mob. Damn.

Still a child and already on the front page of the Alligator! #smartkid #GoGators @EKouvatsos http://t.co/CL6DbA2L

Strep throat. Cool, man. #noolproblems

Terrell Suggs might be my least favorite NFL player of all time.

The amount of time it takes you to play "Don't Stop Believing" is directly proportional to the quality of your team. #NBA

The Force: Volkswagen Commercial. Still my favorite Super Bowl commercial. http://t.co/B5pHFR4b

The joys of public transportation.

The lack of a taco emoji is both disappointing and racist. #damnyou

The Pork Authority is closed... Looks like it's Hand Central Station for you. #himym

The two people flirtatiously wrestling in my dining room need to seal the deal or get out of my house so I can go to bed.

There's a lot of pain behind those eyes. http://t.co/SdG207Cv

This dick pic stole the Miami Marlins font and looks like the "here for the gangbang" guy from Old School. #dickart http://t.co/qm6UGpsh

This speech class needs a "wrap it up" box. #gatorproblems http://t.co/Y4KyUv4X

This tragedy could have been prevented if those kids had all been carrying concealed weapons. #guncontrol

This white girl's awkward dancing and lip synching is distracting me from studying. #gatorproblems

Told you @jeffdub RT @AdamSchefter: At running back, Broncos starting Knowshon Moreno.”

Took me over 6 months to see it but The Dark Knight Rises was excellent and exceeded all my expectations. #slowpoke

Totally signed up for that 12:50 class so the final could be scheduled at 7:30 am. #gatorproblems