Noolish

N-I-T chant... Well played, Cameron Crazies. #duke #unc #restlessnerds

I feel like Barney Stinson/NPH would use Valentine's Day as the chance to go to the bar and pick up all of the sad single women. #vday

Does Gretchen Weiners get no candy on Valentine's Day too? #yougoglencoco

OKC fans having trouble with the "Miami sucks!" chant due to the number of syllables.

Kobe MVP chants at the Staples Center #LOL #LOLakers #mambatweets

Would just like to remind all the people who hate Valentine's Day and are happy it's over that you're still gonna die sad and alone. #troll

Spaced out going to the Harlem Shake flash mob. Damn.

The two people flirtatiously wrestling in my dining room need to seal the deal or get out of my house so I can go to bed.

Pretty sure that Kevin Durant commercial with the Asian mom is about sex and not changing light bulbs. #NBAAllStarGame

NBA Coast to Coast reading waaaay too much into Andrew Bynum's (stupid) hair. #NBA

Took me over 6 months to see it but The Dark Knight Rises was excellent and exceeded all my expectations. #slowpoke

When people say Free Tebow, they literally mean "Free Tebow". Like, here he is, please take him off my hands. #jets #nfl #freetebow