timehasflownby

#2013HasTaughtMe Making origami cranes are hard.

@flowers4serena oh boy 6pm

The Chargers won't win, but if they did, then they must have some set of balls.

Watch the Clippers-Blazers game right now, it's a fight to the finish, overtime period coming in a few moments #NBA

I haven't had a meaningful dance in years: http://t.co/HIoGNSw5Km

Happy Boxing Day and Happy Kwanzaa, everyone.

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So what did you guys get for Christmas?

A stock of coal, but coal that you can use...mostly. http://t.co/Fl6kLzNcxR

#AChristmasStory

Ever try to play touch football with relatives but end up tired, exhausted, and warm when it's actually cold out? Basically my whole day.

Happy Christmas Eve, everyone. http://t.co/aQeugbkeox

A lame half brother and his awful singing make for a :censored:ty Christmas Eve. Thanks.

Happy 500. This review has been waiting to come out for a while now, but it's finally ready. http://t.co/KxMA1hpddI

Happy Festivus everyone: http://t.co/tHsifiHyGY

Happy Festivus everyone.

What does Connecticut have other than this movie, the Whalers and the Huskies?http://t.co/BPTGavvKPP

There's just one thing: Beat the Eagles. In Dallas.

For not getting run over by a bus on his birthday, @jeremyjdaguilar wins the ultimate honorable mention. No #OziasCup though.

...@Maritheherpderp, @AlexSkyCavazos, @DylanGeeeee and @TrishaMeows! The first time we have had a tie vote! You are all #OziasCup Champions!

The best of the honorable mention nominees for #OziasCup will also be revealed. The two finalists are @jeremyjdaguilar and @serenadelrey.

You could fly a kite in this weather.

Happy birthday...with a story. http://t.co/ywxczJBl5q

Nominees (@timehasflownby, @TrishaMeows, @Maritheherpderp, @AlexSkyCavazos @DylanGeeeee), tell me why you want to win this #OziasCup.

#OziasCupFact: Last year's winner? @timehasflownby. The year before that? @timehasflownby. What a bizzare coincidence.