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...for all it's hypeness, the NFL still has yet to master the art of Harold Reynolds trending.

...fyi, if you're not tracking #MikeTrout you're following sports wrong http://t.co/U6JaFSQ5W9 ...chance to be near the GOATs, at minimum.

...Happy New Year! 2015 is a good looking number.

...Harrison Ford inks for Blade Runner 2 #IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis ...more to the point: I am legit afraid of this sans Ridley Scott.

...have your skis nicely polished up, disembark a morsel of 'Juicy Fruit' chewing product... the flavour will make you content #humpday

...hockey summits are so 20th century ...#CMNT needs a soccer summit because there should be zero excuses. We are NOT just happy to be here.

...https://t.co/lfcFgVA2MO ...because a radio show hosted by Q-Tip guesting Chris Rock, Chappelle, & Leonardo DiCaprio together = most yes.

...I feel like having a nap tomorrow #tgif

...I have a bad feeling about these cards? ...It's not the magic honey, it's the illusion?? #Ford #Blaine https://t.co/JF9z3hXTWU

...I lasted about 70 seconds before this thing was no longer even a thing #ShiaLaBeouf https://t.co/roYH9eS2s6

...I see you 'feels like -28c' on Saturday forecast & raise you I booked this 3 day wkend off 6 weeks ago. #hibernation

...I will 'trade' Tuesday's 10cms of 'snow' for early 'spring' #TradeCentre #TMLtalk #Jokinen #Nonis #Leafs #NHLTradeDeadlineIsSoStupid

...I would prefer a #CanMNT WC quarterfinals run than a Leafs Stanley Cup. There, I said it. Absolutely absurd we're not in the WC mix.

...I'm not idling, I'm just returning #DionPhaneuf his non salute we never asked for in the first place. lols #Sens enjoy the contract.

...I've watched some baseball in my life; never remember seeing a closer pitching to closer batting #MLBPlayoffs r.i.p. 2 inning closers

...if Megatron retires (which he won't) that'd mean the Lions had only 6 more wins than the Jamarcus' Raiders from '07 draft. #FireGoodell

...if only every other NFL game had the Patriots-Giants juice, we'd be on to something. lols #Broncos, #Packers, #Ravens, #Cowboys, #Saints

...if the season ended today, the Astros, Royals, Rays, Twins, & Yankees would be in the playoffs. #lolswut

...in other news, the #Giants blew both their #Cowboys & #Patriots games with strangleholds on the red zone. lols #Coughlin genius

...Indy cars on the Golden Gate Bridge https://t.co/cpV5rVOhrl ...r.i.p. Justin Wilson

...Joba Chamberlain? Soo... when does Leafs training camp open?? #facepalm #fml #Jays #TMLtalk #wtf #hashtagsforeveryoneintheworld

...just advance poll #voted #RealChange what. Now I can shut it all off.

...just saw 2015 Mike Piazza photos, looks like he gave all his stash to Peyton.

...Ladies & Gentlemen, I reset you my original 2016 SB prediction Colts over Eagles #ChipKelly ...#FireGoodell & I won 7th place fantasy!

...last night 08/08/15 first time all 15 home teams won #MLB (30 teams only since '98 btw, not super crazy historic, just mathematically so)