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RT @JESnowden: In honor of @TheNotoriousMMA following me, I'm going to get a Burger King Spicy Chicken sandwich. https://t.co/6oyFpyTxFo

Toe shoes? Check. Poopy pants joggers? Check. Hot pink shirt with too long tie? Check. Oversized… https://t.co/GtFkeR64gP

RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: If Jill Stein and Ben Carson have taught us anything it's that not all doctors are smart.

RT @JamilSmith: I understand anti-intellectualism as a political strategy just fine, but it is still quite something to see some conservati…

RT @JuddLegum: I think it's because 17 people in a high school were just murdered with an AR-15 https://t.co/0mEpAn50en

RT @longlivekcx: let it be known that cruz messed with the wrong school. We as students are using social media as a platform to have our vo…

RT @chaddundas: This puts it in context, but still doesn’t ease @benfowlkesMMA’s mind as to the person walking around the rest of the night…

RT @JESnowden: 1am eastern is probably not the ideal time to drop a new blog. https://t.co/5k2xdQL0gM

RT @RedditCFB: They continue to pick folks who are unable to flip a huge ceremonial coin to flip the huge ceremonial coins... #SuperBowl

RT @WittyApothecary: My dream is to go to bed without worrying about losing my Healthcare and leaving my chemo baby motherless someday. Al…

RT @DennysDiner: Congrats [TEAM 1 TK] and [TEAM 2 TK] on making it to the [COPYRIGHTED SPORTING EVENT THAT LITERALLY EVERYONE KNOWS THE NAM…

RT @TheTruthJackson: Stipe earned his check tonight #UFC220 https://t.co/kuElEuVBPC

RT @aviviavai: @FoldableHuman ... They make ones in solid colors like black and brown. God men are such... babies.

Goodness me that ground shot was the second most viscous I've seen. The nastiest being that H-Bomb on Bisping #UFCSTL

RT @SomeChrisTweets: Disney Princesses Reimagined as Ancient Machines Prowling Atlantis for the Fresh Blood of Rogue Archeologists

Our first NBA game! #gokings #sacramentokings https://t.co/sSLwnzZNhW

RT @SaintRPh: This guy must be getting annoyed by now https://t.co/fh70rsvAHw

#ah #sd https://t.co/29uhQCrCKn

The deadly San Diegan shrub crocodile https://t.co/oUQRbiZb03

RT @CornOnTheGoblin: [growing frustrated 30 minutes into first date] everyone has a favorite ninja turtle

That leg is jacked up #UFCWinnipeg

RT @wewantsthemoney: @CBSNews Because they are teachers, not police or soldiers. “Why didn’t my plumber do my taxes?”

RT @MrGeorgeWallace: You can go a long way in life doin' the opposite of what Steve Bannon says to do at any given moment and whatnot.

VERY READY https://t.co/cLGWkyd6jh

RT @jackiecarbajal: Let us not forget that the RNC is campaigning for a pedophile to run against a democrat and that Alabamians believe the…