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Balloon Parade!!!!!!

Time to get on the giant slide in these DMs https://t.co/RaJJ0ChqV3

RT @philademusic: it feels good to pay the bills every month without a problem. #blessed

Nike officially got that NBA deal

Geez, LeBron hair looks like my grandfather did

Because of my misaligned jaw, sometimes yawning for me can be a dubious task

We just gonna let Iggy call the reporter a nosy nigga? Cool with me. http://t.co/zCqvg7xwFF

Sometimes change is good, but in small doses. @Marvel I'm loving secret wars, but the future scares me.

When are evites gonna be the standard for common courtesy?

You gotta be creative to tell the overnight scenario in emojis

Super excited for the Film Theory channel @MatPatGT. Hoping for a series on AI. Especially after movies like Avengers and Ex Machina

Find Pikachu https://t.co/2oiSbFKS8d

We got people out here who turn themselves into lizards and cat people, but their weird. Just wanna know

She's still Bruce

LMAO https://t.co/FExbg8Bwvy

DC traffic makes you wanna drink and forget about driving

When you are hungry the internet makes certain things look so delicious. Like the pizza topped pizza. And those little fried chicken puppies

It's just so hard to care tho

Kyrie really beat John Wall for third team? #GTFOH

Sometime this weekend, I gotta get rid of this playoff beard

Well deserved https://t.co/PsNonQhsXG

Finally getting lollipop

It consistently takes me 90 minutes from the time I "wake up" to the time I leave to go to work. 79 of those are spent bull :censored:ting

Last night I was wondering if Prince Fielder was still in the Bigs. Not only is he still playing, he's leading the AL in batting!

My feelings about the Wizards game can be summed up in a Destiny analogy: The Truth had tracking, hit the target...then Crota glitched