DouglasRowan

The US added 242,000 jobs in February & the labor force grew by 555k & Ted Cruz is telling the morons at CPAC the election is about jobs.

LOLOLOLOL https://t.co/SiwaNGCbuL

All Curt Schilling wants at this point is to be fired by ESPN so he can be some sort of pathetic anti-ESPN martyr. https://t.co/XhSaOoa4Uw

@tomhaberstroh Tell me more about my bad knees Bron. https://t.co/w2Wf12pz6W

Ian Desmond turning down $100M+ will go down as one of the worst decisions a player has ever made. Incomprehensibly stupid.

Better than the first Polaris Slingshot. https://t.co/Ewk4osXnWv

LOL at the idea that it's somehow President Obama's fault that Apple wont create a backdoor for the FBI to break iOS. #GOPDebate

Say what you want about the man, but never forget that Rick Perry executed an innocent man because he was in the middle of an election race.

@pornpops69 @hldisl Here’s a picture to help you. https://t.co/AuETqQDXpk

BREAKING: 2nd Amendment Man & Good Guy With a Gun absent from #KalamazooShooting, immediately offers "thoughts and prayers" on social media.

Oh man if Donald Trump blows South Carolina in the eleventh hour that will be a pretty spectacular and stunning choke job.

@joelgoldstein75 Doesn’t mean he’s the right or wrong candidate, but you’re totally misrepresenting him calling him an outsider.

Only people who are shocked that Miami is the best hoops team in the ACC are those folks who reside in the Research Triangle & Tobacco Road.

So bummed to hear about Chris Bosh. Dude is so fun to watch and such an excellent human being. Hope it's not serious again.

RT @MLB: Wrong Valentine. #HappyValentinesDay https://t.co/FxddsTxHp6

When you take the joke candidates out of the debate (sans Carson), Marco Rubio looks woefully unprepared for any of this. #GOPDebate

How do you get popped for steroid three times without anyone telling you to stop? How?

Cliven Bundy and his family must be stoked now. They can legally live on federal land for free for a long time.

Probably going to need Field Turf at Levi's Stadium for the foreseeable future. https://t.co/YqG51sp99S

I don't know much about Daniel Bryan but the most brutal comment I ever saw on @Deadspin was in an article about him. Unbelievably savage.

Is every Super Bowl MVP alive except for 1? That's pretty incredible.

@theericlittle The Simpsons always had a great take on things, for a while anyhow. https://t.co/2ZMo2yohWr

Nothing like surprise snow at 7 AM to really get you out of bed.

@MrHon @JonHeyman Just shattered the record for 1st year closer salary and got about an 800% raise from last year, so probably not.

Why is Clarence Thomas still sitting on the bench of the most powerful court in the world? https://t.co/fOBiznidXJ